*listens to dusty springfield*

[Hero1000]

*pines for pickle*

 

[The Dork Lord]

awwwwwwww

 

[Hero1000]

awwwwwwww

I knew you would come back! Yay!

*ballgags pickle, ties him to a bed, shaves his taint, shaves off his nipples, singes off his eyebrows, shits on his chest, feeds shit to him with chopsticks, tears his rectum with 12" dildo*

I love you, honey.

 

[Gilbert]

My god your a romantic *eyes tear up*

 

[The Dork Lord]

PWNED

 

[Hero1000]

PWNED

I'm not pwning you, I'm making sweet love to you.

 

[Sarek]

Gross.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm not pwning you, I'm making sweet love to you.

You're pulling down your e-pantz and letting everyone laff @ you.

 

[Hero1000]

*plays record again*

 

[Sarek]

You're pulling down your e-pantz and letting everyone laff @ you.

Oh, we laugh at him regardless.

 

[Kitty]

I knew you would come back! Yay!

*ballgags pickle, ties him to a bed, shaves his taint, shaves off his nipples, singes off his eyebrows, shits on his chest, feeds shit to him with chopsticks, tears his rectum with 12" dildo*

I love you, honey.