Great Frith
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Long ago, the great Frith made the internet.
He made all the websites...
... and troll kingdom lived among the websites.
Frith made all the users of the internet...
... and, at first, made them all the same.
Now, among the animals was El-Difficultas, the Prince of Trolls.
He had many friends...
... and they all posted together.
After a time, the trolls wandered everywhere...
... multiplied, trolling as they went.
Then, Frith said to El-Difficultas:
"Prince Troll, if you cannot control your people...
"...I shall find ways to control them."
El-Difficultas would not listen, and said to Frith:
"My people are the strongest in on the internet."
This angered Frith, so he determined to get the better of El-Difficultas.
He gave a present to every user of the internet...
... making each one different from the rest.
When the administrator came, and others like the moderator and the IWF...
... to each of them, Frith gave a desire to hunt and slay the children of El-Difficultas.
El-Difficultas knew that Frith was too clever for him, and he was frightened.
He had never before seen the Black Troll of Permabanned.
"My friend," said Frith, "have you seen El-Difficultas?
"For I wish to give him a gift."
"No, I have not seen him."
So, Frith said, "Come out, and I will bless you instead."
"No, I cannot. I am busy. The Admin and Mods are coming.
"If you want to bless me, you will have to bless my bottom. "
"Very well. Be it so."
And El-Difficultas's bottom grew gigantic, and he couldn't leave his basement.
And his lulz grew long and powerful.
He tore across the websites faster than any users on the internet.
"All the internet will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies.
And whenever they catch you, they will ban you.
But first, they must catch you...
...provoker, instigator, troll.
Prince with the cheeky forum.
Be cunning and full of tricks...
...and your people will never be destroyed. "
He made all the websites...
... and troll kingdom lived among the websites.
Frith made all the users of the internet...
... and, at first, made them all the same.
Now, among the animals was El-Difficultas, the Prince of Trolls.
He had many friends...
... and they all posted together.
After a time, the trolls wandered everywhere...
... multiplied, trolling as they went.
Then, Frith said to El-Difficultas:
"Prince Troll, if you cannot control your people...
"...I shall find ways to control them."
El-Difficultas would not listen, and said to Frith:
"My people are the strongest in on the internet."
This angered Frith, so he determined to get the better of El-Difficultas.
He gave a present to every user of the internet...
... making each one different from the rest.
When the administrator came, and others like the moderator and the IWF...
... to each of them, Frith gave a desire to hunt and slay the children of El-Difficultas.
El-Difficultas knew that Frith was too clever for him, and he was frightened.
He had never before seen the Black Troll of Permabanned.
"My friend," said Frith, "have you seen El-Difficultas?
"For I wish to give him a gift."
"No, I have not seen him."
So, Frith said, "Come out, and I will bless you instead."
"No, I cannot. I am busy. The Admin and Mods are coming.
"If you want to bless me, you will have to bless my bottom. "
"Very well. Be it so."
And El-Difficultas's bottom grew gigantic, and he couldn't leave his basement.
And his lulz grew long and powerful.
He tore across the websites faster than any users on the internet.
"All the internet will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies.
And whenever they catch you, they will ban you.
But first, they must catch you...
...provoker, instigator, troll.
Prince with the cheeky forum.
Be cunning and full of tricks...
...and your people will never be destroyed. "
