Charlie Sheen has no spleen as a drag queen ate it with baked beans then sat on his windscreen and made Charlie Sheen scream but in between they watched halloween on the big screen then after the fifth scene realised it was just a...dream(?) then the papers had a field day anyway and both ended up on drugs outside a deserted strip club that was closed down for giving clients diabeetus and no-one lived happily ever after as they still talk about it to this very day in the little columns in the microdot underneath the weekly crossword.