I can't wait for the razor-rimmed ninja-throwing Doily to come out, so we can put it on top. Not to mention the strychine-laced vase of daffodils, with nerve-gas emitting petals.
Of course if I actually had that in my home, the minute I tried to use it my car keys would go flying behind the couch, the coffee cup would drop on my foot, and my reading glasses and the tv remote would be lost forever.
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