Maxim Top 100 shocker!

[Big Dick McGee]

Megan Fox is not #1. It's "Olivia Wilde", whoever that is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's in House and has featured on my top ten before. She's good looking. Bit of a surprise winner. HERE'S SOME PICS.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I can see her nips and aureolae in that first pic! Gadzooks!

 

[The Tomtrek]

She's quite nice but she's not the hottest woman in the world.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SOMEONE has to win!

is the full list available anywhere yet?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Full list, comments to follow.
100. Deanna Russo
99. Melissa Rycroft
98. Rebecca Mader
97. Marisa Tomei
96. Olivia Munn
95. Padma Lakshmi
94. Yvonne Strahovski
93. Michelle Obama
92. Joanna Krupa
91. Chelsea Handler
90. Roselyn Sanchez
89. Jamie Chung
88. Diane Kruger
87. Summer Glau
86. Ali Campoverdi
85. Michelle Trachtenberg
84. Minka Kelly
83. Whitney Port
82. Emma Watson
81. Heidi Montag
80. Jamie Gunns
79. Jaime King
78. Danica Patrick
77. Stacy Keibler
76. Cameron Richardson
75. Tricia Helfer
74. Amanda Bynes
73. Ashley Tisdale
72. Camilla Belle
71. Gabrielle Union
70. Maria Menounos
69. Jennifer Morrison
68. Ashley Greene
67. Emmy Rossum
66. Emma Stone
65. Amanda Righetti
64. Diora Baird
63. Milla Jovovich
62. Heidi Klum
61. Dania Ramirez
60. Carrie Underwood
59. Ana Ivanovic
58. Miranda Kerr
57. Audrina Patridge
56. Amber Heard
55. Christina Milian
54. Rachel Bilson
53. Kim Kardashian
52. Beyoncé
51. Sienna Miller
50. Taylor Swift
49. Freida Pinto
48. Arielle Kebbel
47. Katie Cassidy
46. Nicole Scherzinger
45. Fergie
44. Avril Lavigne
43. Elisha Cuthbert
42. Nikki Reed
41. Nadine Velazquez
40. Lily Allen
39. Anna Faris
38. Charlize Theron
37. Cameron Diaz
36. Hayden Panettiere
35. Anna Kournikova
34. Scarlett Johansson
33. Blake Lively
32. Ciara
31. Hilary Duff
30. Penélope Cruz
29. Zoe Saldana
28. Danneel Harris
27. Vanessa Hudgens
26. Angelina Jolie
25. Julianne Hough
24. Eva Mendes
23. Lindsay Lohan
22. Kate Beckinsale
21. AnnaLynne McCord
20. Moon Bloodgood
19. Chan Marshall
18. Marisa Miller
17. Britney Spears
16. Gina Carano
15. Katy Perry
14. Christina Aguilera
13. Jessica Alba
12. Leighton Meester
11. Jessica Biel
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt
9. Jordana Brewster
8. Rihanna
7. Adriana Lima
6. Eliza Dushku
5. Mila Kunis
4. Malin Akerman
3. Bar Refaeli
2. Megan Fox
1. Olivia Wilde

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can't be bothered commenting on them all this time.

100. Deanna Russo
99. Melissa Rycroft
98. Rebecca Mader - I think she's hot, yes, but EVANGELINE LILLY ISN'T EVEN ON THE LIST and yet somehow Charlotte Lewis is? VERY suspicious.
97. Marisa Tomei - TOO OLD
96. Olivia Munn - Meh.
95. Padma Lakshmi - But what about PADME AMADALA?
94. Yvonne Strahovski - She's okay.
93. Michelle Obama - FUCKING FUCK OFF.
92. Joanna Krupa
91. Chelsea Handler - Looked her up because of the really stupid name. Normal looking blond.
90. Roselyn Sanchez
89. Jamie Chung
88. Diane Kruger
87. Summer Glau - YES. But should be way higher. Top ten.
86. Ali Campoverdi
85. Michelle Trachtenberg - Top ten again, easily. But at least she's acknowledge UNLIKE ON THE FHM LIST.
84. Minka Kelly
83. Whitney Port -- These are just made up names, right?
82. Emma Watson - Higher. Hot as fuck.
81. Heidi Montag
80. Jamie Gunns - FOR FUCK'S SAKE ENOUGH WITH THE MADE UP NAMES.
79. Jaime King
78. Danica Patrick - Right, I'm looking the up now to see if they're real. She looks okay.
77. Stacy Keibler - She's still around? She was hot for a while but too skinny.
76. Cameron Richardson - Just another generic blond.
75. Tricia Helfer - That's more like it. Talented actress.
74. Amanda Bynes
73. Ashley Tisdale
72. Camilla Belle
71. Gabrielle Union - Who is she? SHE'S BLACK. Okay actually.
70. Maria Menounos
69. Jennifer Morrison - Her face is a bit like Paquin's sometimes. I quite like her during House sometimes actually.
68. Ashley Greene
67. Emmy Rossum - I think I need to look her up, she looks nice and classy.
66. Emma Stone
65. Amanda Righetti
64. Diora Baird - CTMELVITAL
63. Milla Jovovich - She was really hot in the Fifth Element.
62. Heidi Klum - Meh.
61. Dania Ramirez - Was she not the latino girl in Heroes Mohinder was poking? She had big breasts but looked a bit vacant.
60. Carrie Underwood
59. Ana Ivanovic
58. Miranda Kerr
57. Audrina Patridge
56. Amber Heard - SOMEONE I ACTUALLY KNOW, WOW. She's cute and good naked.
55. Christina Milian
54. Rachel Bilson - Cute but too skinny.
53. Kim Kardashian - Not hot.
52. Beyoncé - She's okay.
51. Sienna Miller - Yes, she's good looking.
50. Taylor Swift - REALLY cute and clean and nice, should go far.
49. Freida Pinto - she's okay.
48. Arielle Kebbel
47. Katie Cassidy
46. Nicole Scherzinger - In a plastic way, yes.
45. Fergie - EWW NO. FUck.
44. Avril Lavigne - How'd she get so high? I liked her for a while so if she still looks the same then I approve.
43. Elisha Cuthbert - Okay.
42. Nikki Reed
41. Nadine Velazquez
40. Lily Allen - Shockingly high (this is an american list, right?) Cute.
39. Anna Faris
38. Charlize Theron
37. Cameron Diaz - OH FUCK NO. Was briefly hot about 15 years ago, has been dining out on it ever since.
36. Hayden Panettiere - Way too high. Not even the hottest in Heroes (Ali Larter).
35. Anna Kournikova - Still around?
34. Scarlett Johansson - Mmm, yes. Should be top ten.
33. Blake Lively - Keep hearing the name, doesn't stand out on google.
32. Ciara - WHO?
31. Hilary Duff - Cute.
30. Penélope Cruz
29. Zoe Saldana - !!!
28. Danneel Harris
27. Vanessa Hudgens - Too high.
26. Angelina Jolie - Not a fan.
25. Julianne Hough
24. Eva Mendes
23. Lindsay Lohan - NO. I mean she used to be cute but she's all weird now.
22. Kate Beckinsale - Meh. Emily Blunt is the hottest English actress IF YOU ASK ME (whcih you did by reading this post.) At least Keira isn't on the list.
21. AnnaLynne McCord
20. Moon Bloodgood - Awesome name. I want to like her just for that.
19. Chan Marshall
18. Marisa Miller
17. Britney Spears - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHH.
16. Gina Carano
15. Katy Perry - I'm not sure about her anymore, but on the other hand, massive tits.
14. Christina Aguilera - Surprised she's so high, but she's been my number one in the past.
13. Jessica Alba - Not a fan.
12. Leighton Meester
11. Jessica Biel - Can never remember who she is.
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt - WAY too high and Hambil doesn't even post here anymore so really there's no excuse.
9. Jordana Brewster
8. Rihanna - MMM HMM. Making a good recovery.
7. Adriana Lima - Yes, I'll acknowledge that a model is hot for once.
6. Eliza Dushku - Too high. Amy Acker is hotter but not even on the list (not that I expected her to be.)
5. Mila Kunis - She's a lot hotter than Kristen Bell, that's for sure (who isn't even on the list!)
4. Malin Akerman - Meh, flavour of the month.
3. Bar Refaeli - Looked her up becuase she's so high but...I don't know, someone post good pics and then I'll decide.
2. Megan Fox - Too high. Still hot. At least she didn't win again...
1. Olivia Wilde - I like her and she's certainly better than Cheryl Cole. Not really a number one though.

SO on the one hand I like the number one on this list more than the FHM one, and it has Michelle Trachtenberg...on the OTHER HAND it doesn't have Natalie Portman which is pathetic as even substandard Natalie should be top 20. FHM LIST WINS.

 

[The Tomtrek]

That's an odd misprint...

They misprinted '1' as '85'...

 

[CaptainWacky]

And "Natalie Portman" as "SPACE LEFT BLANK".

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Look, I am by no means a prude, but I think it's not appropriate to have the First Lady of the United States on a "hot 100" list. It's pretty uncouth.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It only seems that way because it's been over 40 years since we've had a semi-hot First Lady.

I would love a bachelor President to take office, just to see America try to tell him what he can and can't have in terms of a love life.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wacky, one quibble, Emily Blunt is in NO WAY hotter than Kate Beckinsale; besides, Rhona Mitra is English as well, and hotter'n both.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know about Beckinsale, I think I saw some pics where she looked way too skinny or something. PROVE ME WRONG.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I can see her nips and aureolae in that first pic! Gadzooks!

Anyone who gets excited over 'nips and aureolae' has obviously never seen such in real life, nor have they touched the same. Fucking loser.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Kate is hot, defo hotter than Blunt, almost as hot as Rhona Mitra, but actually I'd forgotten that my Katie-Bear (Winslet) is the hottest English actress of all time:

Perfection:

Don't even front. You KNOW I'm right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SaintLucifer]

Can't be bothered commenting on them all this time.

100. Deanna Russo
99. Melissa Rycroft
98. Rebecca Mader - I think she's hot, yes, but EVANGELINE LILLY ISN'T EVEN ON THE LIST and yet somehow Charlotte Lewis is? VERY suspicious.
97. Marisa Tomei - TOO OLD
96. Olivia Munn - Meh.
95. Padma Lakshmi - But what about PADME AMADALA?
94. Yvonne Strahovski - She's okay.
93. Michelle Obama - FUCKING FUCK OFF.
92. Joanna Krupa
91. Chelsea Handler - Looked her up because of the really stupid name. Normal looking blond.
90. Roselyn Sanchez
89. Jamie Chung
88. Diane Kruger
87. Summer Glau - YES. But should be way higher. Top ten.
86. Ali Campoverdi
85. Michelle Trachtenberg - Top ten again, easily. But at least she's acknowledge UNLIKE ON THE FHM LIST.
84. Minka Kelly
83. Whitney Port -- These are just made up names, right?
82. Emma Watson - Higher. Hot as fuck.
81. Heidi Montag
80. Jamie Gunns - FOR FUCK'S SAKE ENOUGH WITH THE MADE UP NAMES.
79. Jaime King
78. Danica Patrick - Right, I'm looking the up now to see if they're real. She looks okay.
77. Stacy Keibler - She's still around? She was hot for a while but too skinny.
76. Cameron Richardson - Just another generic blond.
75. Tricia Helfer - That's more like it. Talented actress.
74. Amanda Bynes
73. Ashley Tisdale
72. Camilla Belle
71. Gabrielle Union - Who is she? SHE'S BLACK. Okay actually.
70. Maria Menounos
69. Jennifer Morrison - Her face is a bit like Paquin's sometimes. I quite like her during House sometimes actually.
68. Ashley Greene
67. Emmy Rossum - I think I need to look her up, she looks nice and classy.
66. Emma Stone
65. Amanda Righetti
64. Diora Baird - CTMELVITAL
63. Milla Jovovich - She was really hot in the Fifth Element.
62. Heidi Klum - Meh.
61. Dania Ramirez - Was she not the latino girl in Heroes Mohinder was poking? She had big breasts but looked a bit vacant.
60. Carrie Underwood
59. Ana Ivanovic
58. Miranda Kerr
57. Audrina Patridge
56. Amber Heard - SOMEONE I ACTUALLY KNOW, WOW. She's cute and good naked.
55. Christina Milian
54. Rachel Bilson - Cute but too skinny.
53. Kim Kardashian - Not hot.
52. Beyoncé - She's okay.
51. Sienna Miller - Yes, she's good looking.
50. Taylor Swift - REALLY cute and clean and nice, should go far.
49. Freida Pinto - she's okay.
48. Arielle Kebbel
47. Katie Cassidy
46. Nicole Scherzinger - In a plastic way, yes.
45. Fergie - EWW NO. FUck.
44. Avril Lavigne - How'd she get so high? I liked her for a while so if she still looks the same then I approve.
43. Elisha Cuthbert - Okay.
42. Nikki Reed
41. Nadine Velazquez
40. Lily Allen - Shockingly high (this is an american list, right?) Cute.
39. Anna Faris
38. Charlize Theron
37. Cameron Diaz - OH FUCK NO. Was briefly hot about 15 years ago, has been dining out on it ever since.
36. Hayden Panettiere - Way too high. Not even the hottest in Heroes (Ali Larter).
35. Anna Kournikova - Still around?
34. Scarlett Johansson - Mmm, yes. Should be top ten.
33. Blake Lively - Keep hearing the name, doesn't stand out on google.
32. Ciara - WHO?
31. Hilary Duff - Cute.
30. Penélope Cruz
29. Zoe Saldana - !!!
28. Danneel Harris
27. Vanessa Hudgens - Too high.
26. Angelina Jolie - Not a fan.
25. Julianne Hough
24. Eva Mendes
23. Lindsay Lohan - NO. I mean she used to be cute but she's all weird now.
22. Kate Beckinsale - Meh. Emily Blunt is the hottest English actress IF YOU ASK ME (whcih you did by reading this post.) At least Keira isn't on the list.
21. AnnaLynne McCord
20. Moon Bloodgood - Awesome name. I want to like her just for that.
19. Chan Marshall
18. Marisa Miller
17. Britney Spears - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHH.
16. Gina Carano
15. Katy Perry - I'm not sure about her anymore, but on the other hand, massive tits.
14. Christina Aguilera - Surprised she's so high, but she's been my number one in the past.
13. Jessica Alba - Not a fan.
12. Leighton Meester
11. Jessica Biel - Can never remember who she is.
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt - WAY too high and Hambil doesn't even post here anymore so really there's no excuse.
9. Jordana Brewster
8. Rihanna - MMM HMM. Making a good recovery.
7. Adriana Lima - Yes, I'll acknowledge that a model is hot for once.
6. Eliza Dushku - Too high. Amy Acker is hotter but not even on the list (not that I expected her to be.)
5. Mila Kunis - She's a lot hotter than Kristen Bell, that's for sure (who isn't even on the list!)
4. Malin Akerman - Meh, flavour of the month.
3. Bar Refaeli - Looked her up becuase she's so high but...I don't know, someone post good pics and then I'll decide.
2. Megan Fox - Too high. Still hot. At least she didn't win again...
1. Olivia Wilde - I like her and she's certainly better than Cheryl Cole. Not really a number one though.

SO on the one hand I like the number one on this list more than the FHM one, and it has Michelle Trachtenberg...on the OTHER HAND it doesn't have Natalie Portman which is pathetic as even substandard Natalie should be top 20. FHM LIST WINS.

Now, take a gander at how many of the top bitches in the world are NOT WHITE. Proof positive we, as the white race, are SUPERIOR, especially in the looks department. Now, if we could only do away with the inferior races, I would be pleased.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I would fuck her blind.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Anyone who gets excited over BADLY PHOTOSHOPPED EMMA WATSON FAKE NUDES has obviously never seen such in real life, nor have they touched the same. Fucking loser.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I would fuck her blind.

Yeah, she'd pretty much have to be, wouldn't she? :becky:

 

[Cassie]

HI LUCI!