Michael: 'who the fuck is this blonde bitch I'm trying to talk on the fucking phone!

[Mentalist]

Gauranteed he doesn't know who she is.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah, Paris seems like someone MJ wouldn't care to know.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My God, he looks like Elijah Wood there.

She's always looked like Edgar Winter.

 

[BlazerBoy]

He looks like the Cat in the Hat.

 

[PreatorX]

That movie blowed so much goat balls. Mike Meyers is awesome, but he chose an awfull movie to act in.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I can't believe straight guys think Paris Hilton is attractive. Aside from the fact that she looks like a junie drag queen (look at tha manly jaw-yeccch!), her personality is that of a pile of decomposing dogshit.

 

[Harkley]

I heard paris hilton asked a shepherds pie where its sheep were, then ate it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE NEEDS KICKED.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

RAKE HER WITH A STEAMSHOVEL WHIPPED UP BY THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST RAKE RAPE RPER

 

[The Question]

PUT HER IN A HOLE! PUT HER IN A HOLE! PUT HER IN A HOLE AND THROW DIRT ON HER! YEAH! YEAH!

Wow, sorry 'bout that. Must've hit a patch of frenzy there somewhere.

 

[Mentalist]

Amazing how Paris Hilton in a picture with MJ deflects nearly all quips away from him. The power she yeilds in being despised is great indeed.

 

[Laker_Girl]

He knows...His kid's name is Paris, I'm sure he's up on all the Parises. Plus, he's trying to get Hilton to have his baby and she's all, "That's hot."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mister Slave stuck her up his ass.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THAT"S RAW!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dude, Jesus Christ!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I meant that in a RAW wrestling kind of enthusiastic parody of Paris' "That's HOT!"

I'm off my game today. I'm going to eat more chicken nuggets now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEH

 

[BlazerBoy]

I wonder what Michael Jacksons nuggets look like?

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://wweeuroshop.com/product.asp?code=10358

 

[Hissing_Kittens]