mONGO?

[Mongo]

yOU hAVE pROBLEM? yOU wANT aNSWERS?

tHEN aSK mONGO aNYTHING aND mONGO wILL gIVE aNSWER!

 

[Dual]

Which type of cat food does Mongo prefer?

 

[Mongo]

rOAST mOUSE cHUNKS wITH gRAVY

 

[Dual]

Mhm, sounds delic.

 

[Sarek]

Can we feed mongo to a pack of rabid monkeys?

 

[Mongo]

Can we feed mongo to a pack of rabid monkeys?

nO. mONKEYS nO eAT cAT

 

[Elnidfse]

Didn't you leave forever?

 

[Sarek]

nO. mONKEYS nO eAT cAT

These ones will.

 

[Mongo]

Didn't you leave forever?

nO. mONGO dID nOT

 

[Elnidfse]

you said you were going to.

 

[Hitler Kitty]

Dear Mongo, Hitler Kitty has a two-part question: Does Hitler Kitty hate Mongo, or would Mongo like to help Hitler Kitty rid the world of Jewish Mice?

 

[Elnidfse]

1. Shut the hell up
2. Elnidfse

 

[Hitler Kitty]

Hitler Kitty did not ask Elnidfse! Elnidfse should go back to his anime porn and suicide notes!

 

[Elnidfse]

Hitler Kitty uses his tears to wash away his sadness.

 

[Hitler Kitty]

What are tears and saddness? Explain to Hitler Kitty!

 

[Mongo]

Dear Mongo, Hitler Kitty has a two-part question: Does Hitler Kitty hate Mongo, or would Mongo like to help Hitler Kitty rid the world of Jewish Mice?

mONGO wISHES tO rID tHE wORLD oF aLL mICE rEGARDLESS oF tHEIR rELIGION. MONGO bELIEVES tHIS iS tHE fINAL sOLUTION tO gLOBAL vERMIN pROBLEM

 

[Falconarg]

what is ur relation whit sniper kitty and hitler kitty?

 

[Kitty]

what is ur relation whit sniper kitty and hitler kitty?

none

 

[Hitler Kitty]

Together or seperately, Mongo, Hitler Kitty (and presumably Sniper Kitty) will destroy the inferior mouse race!

 

[Falconarg]

oh noes