MOTHERFUCKING CELL PHONES FUCKING SUCK!

[curiousa2z]

...some bloody acronym, I bet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I lost my cellphone in a taxicab last night. Had to suspend my service and order a new phone today.

I WILL BE INCAPACITATED FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS OMG.

 

[curiousa2z]

HOW I LONG TO JOIN THE LEGIONS OF THOSE HELPLESS WITHOUT THEIR CELLS

TECH ME UP!

 

[curiousa2z]

^^except there is the possibility of me losing it within two weeks....

 

[Dark Pickle]

I had a cell twice, didn't work out so well either time!

 

[curiousa2z]

see?

omg.

I R DOOMED

 

[FBI parte due]

My cell phone looks like it's stopped a bullet and I can only see about half of what's on the screen, but STILL I SOLDIER ON.

 

[Dennis]

I want to live in a world where Dennis Bailey is forced to renact Tin Man in a glass cage whilst covered in goosefat with only an assortment of hats to wear to represent the characters. FOR EVER.

We've got it up on live webcam now, but it's a pay site.