Murray can win it, don't worry

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
President Obama today announced that Andy Murray can do it, and for everyone not to worry. He just needs to make that final step.

He also said he thought Kate Middleton was quite pretty, but refused to say "where's the white princesses at?"

He then went on to answer questions on healthcare, the growth of religious fundamentalism and also showed upskirt pictures of Michelle.

Unfortunately, after the Murray question every single British journalist seems to ask random people if they think Andy Murray is going to win something other than a village fete. When do we realise no one else gives a monkeys wank if he does or does not win Wimbledon?
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
I'm sure he can do it. Just depends on what "it" is. If it's "tie own shoelaces" then he's in for a strong chance, if it's "win Wimbledon", we might have to wait a while. Infact, I predict that we'll have to wait one year at the very least!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
MONTY PYTHON VIDEO HERE
 
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