My Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Me

[God's Afro]

A went target shooting with a friend over the weekend and when she found out she had a shit fit and dumped me because she hates firearms and thinks that anybody who owns a firearm for any reason is a killer.

So I pointed out the police and military have firearms.

And she didn't call them killers.

So she dumped me.

Well FUCK HER!

It was fun while it lasted.

A whole two and a half months.

 

[bad dog]

She was a bitch anyway. Go buy a new gun and enjoy life.

 

[EV1L1]

Look for another type of female..

 

[jack]

Ask Sarek about "another type of female" they seem to be his specialty.

 

[Sarek]

Shut up, Jack. Stop trying to fight the monkey's battles for him.

 

[Sarek]

A went target shooting with a friend over the weekend and when she found out she had a shit fit and dumped me because she hates firearms and thinks that anybody who owns a firearm for any reason is a killer.

So I pointed out the police and military have firearms.

And she didn't call them killers.

So she dumped me.

Well FUCK HER!

It was fun while it lasted.

A whole two and a half months.

I bet it was the afro.

 

[God's Afro]

Nah. She wore an afro as well.

 

[Gagh]

Down below.

 

[Sarek]

Brillo pad?

 

[God's Afro]

Nah. Nah. She was all natural.

 

[J&L Massacres]

You're into girls!? ...fooled me.