My houe is Spic and Span

[Cranky Bastard]

That's about as tough as it gets inside.

Of course, I shovel snow when it dumps outside. Otherwise, no lawn to mow, no plants to weed, nor any of that other time-consuming shit.

 

[El Rod d'Irico]

Clean your own damn bathroom and stop helping erode this country's economy, you sod.

PWNED!

 

[The Question]

^^Most people don't point it out when they've been PWN'd like that, but if that's your thing, all I can say is

 

[El Rod d'Irico]

:|

 

[El Rod d'Irico]

how childish

 

[El Rod d'Irico]

Clean your own damn bathroom and stop helping erode this country's economy, you sod.

Is it hard to type with all those fishhooks in your fingers?/

 

[The Question]

Is it hard to type with all those fishhooks in your fingers?/

I'd respond with a witty retort, but all that gives me the urge to respond with is: WTF?!

Seriously, don't smoke the shit you find in your maids' pockets.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

My experiences with maids aren't the fantasies of porn nor of El Rod. I found maids to be inefficient, slow, and sloppy.

They're good for vacuuming and dusting. Beyond that, they're useless.

 

[El Rod d'Irico]

I'd respond with a witty retort, but all that gives me the urge to respond with is: WTF?!

Seriously, don't smoke the shit you find in your maids' pockets.

OK. Next time I am rooting around in my maids' pockets, I will make sure not to smoke whatever I find. Good advice, freely given, blesses the giver and the receiver.

 

[jack]

I use company to clean my house.

 

[starguard]

I hired a hispanic maid to clean my home once...best pussy I ever had

 

[The Question]

Good advice, freely given, blesses the giver and the receiver.

I wouldn't have taken you for someone who had read the Havamal.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Bah. Let the filthy Mexicans do all my work for me. I'm a White American, of a higher caste than these septics.

Aim high in 2007!

Hey, one of the maids is white...She's the owner but still, she cleans and she's white.

 

[I Love Cunt]

You guys are snobs! And Cranky Shut up. Nobody cares, you are a fucking rambling idiot in this thread, and no one is listening. Shut up already!

 

[The Question]

Hey, I'm not a snob! I'd never hire a maid. I'd just put all my valuables behind locked doors and then invite spics and niggers in, then tell 'em I broke into the place and I'm stealing the dirt. Then WATCH 'EM GO!

 

[I Love Cunt]

You know, when I was a little girl and we lived in Japan, the valuables were not money, it was toilet paper. You knew you could trust a servant if they didn't steal your good american toilet paper.