Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
This is my newest STO captain. Rick Rizzle AKA Big Daddy Rizzle. He captains the U.S.S. Pimp Hand. Here is him, his ship and bio.
Born in Detroit, Big Daddy Rizzle was a big time huslter, specializing in only the finest Orion ladies for the most exclusive clientele. He was rolling in gold-pressed latinum. His pimp hand was strong, but he was double-crossed by some bad dudes. They took his livelihood, his ladies and his latinum. You never mess with a brotha's latinum. Leaving him with nothing but a warp 2 capable burnt out old hoopty and a cooler full of 40s. After being rescued by a patrol ship, he asked if Starfleet had game. He was assured it did, so he enlisted. Now, as captain of the U.S.S. Pimp Hand, he runs a different kind of "escort service" One with big attitude and even bigger guns.
This is his crew so far. Big Daddy Rizzle still loves the ladies.
Born in Detroit, Big Daddy Rizzle was a big time huslter, specializing in only the finest Orion ladies for the most exclusive clientele. He was rolling in gold-pressed latinum. His pimp hand was strong, but he was double-crossed by some bad dudes. They took his livelihood, his ladies and his latinum. You never mess with a brotha's latinum. Leaving him with nothing but a warp 2 capable burnt out old hoopty and a cooler full of 40s. After being rescued by a patrol ship, he asked if Starfleet had game. He was assured it did, so he enlisted. Now, as captain of the U.S.S. Pimp Hand, he runs a different kind of "escort service" One with big attitude and even bigger guns.
This is his crew so far. Big Daddy Rizzle still loves the ladies.