CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Damn it.
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My penis has turned into a jelly baby
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Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Well that's not good at all. Cold up there, is it?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It may be all over.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
Which colour?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Too small to tell.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
No,the correct question is what FLAVOR?
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
I'm sorry for your loss?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Good Lord, no!
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
A jelly belly is a reference to a man's ejaculate landing in his lady's navel.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Oh, well, I better start calling that by name.
Loktar
Internet God
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
this thread took a dark turn for jelly babies everywhere.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
peach lavender
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I'm never eating Jelly Belly jelly beans again.
I just made that one up. Jelly Baby IS a sexual reference, though, as Hambil showed us last night.
FBI parte due
Folces Weard
2. Charlie Chaplin 5 up, 23 down
A Charlie Chaplin is when you are having sex with a girl (or guy) and poop on his/her chest, then you smear a little bit of the poop on their upper lip, giving them a Charlie Chaplin mustache. They then proceed to swallow the poop, and then throw the poop back up into your mouth. You then use the regurgitated shit as lube for the rest of the intercourse.
"Bro, Jenkins gave that horse faced bitch Sherri a mad Charlie Chaplin last night!"
"I heard that Montgomery and Tex are very fond of the Charlie Chaplin in their sex life"
charlie chaplin poop regurgitate shit intercourse sex positions mustache lube
by Justin Burchette May 1, 2008 share this
A Charlie Chaplin is when you are having sex with a girl (or guy) and poop on his/her chest, then you smear a little bit of the poop on their upper lip, giving them a Charlie Chaplin mustache. They then proceed to swallow the poop, and then throw the poop back up into your mouth. You then use the regurgitated shit as lube for the rest of the intercourse.
"Bro, Jenkins gave that horse faced bitch Sherri a mad Charlie Chaplin last night!"
"I heard that Montgomery and Tex are very fond of the Charlie Chaplin in their sex life"
charlie chaplin poop regurgitate shit intercourse sex positions mustache lube
by Justin Burchette May 1, 2008 share this
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
such things I learn here! Oy!