My wife just gave me one of her stockings with a piece of coal in it!

[starguard]

...do you think she's trying to tell me something?

 

[SuN]

kinky bitch....

 

[Seph]

shes asking u to beat her to near death with the coal then to set fire to the house.

 

[starguard]

Nooo.. I think shes trying to tell me that I'm getting nothing for Christmas

 

[Sarek]

...do you think she's trying to tell me something?

That wasn't coal. And she asked me to have you pick her up at my place in the morning.

 

[Seph]

cunt

 

[starguard]

I tried giving it back, and she swung it around over her head and tried to hit me with it :mmph:

 

[Charlemagne]

Um, actually, that's not coal. Sorry about that, but I couldn't find a bag to pick up after my dogs...

 

[starguard]

Um, actually, that's not coal. Sorry about that, but I couldn't find a bag to pick up after my dogs...

:rofl:

 

[jack]

My wife just put her stockings on and then put her ankles on my shoulders.

Talk about merry fucking christmas!

 

[Sarek]

God am I glad I skipped breakfast......

 

[jack]

Why, do you vomit after sex?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She's trying to tell you she's having an affair with a black drag queen with mob connections.

You should pack a bag. Quickly.

 

[jack]

Will you fit in my suitcase?

 

[Falconarg]

Done your bitching?

 

[starguard]

I never knew Coal could cause so much pain

 

[Seph]

shes asking u to beat her to near death with the coal then to set fire to the house.

still think i was right.