I quit drinking, smoking, doing drugs and now she lives with me i have given up on sex too.
Engagement rings really do take away a woman sex drive.
She keeps me on a short fucking leash.
Im not only pussy whipped but also am a butt kisser.
I need to find my woman a girlfriend so we can both get some pussy.
Sir, If I may..I will tell you a few things I have learned about women...
Women have special powers that very few of them even know that they have, and even fewer know how to use them. This power, is called the "Power of emotion"
Women (that know how) have the power to make men do practically whatever they want simply because they all know that we need them. (We dont want to admit this, but it is indeed a fact). As men, we natrually have a need to be as close to them (and their bodies) as possible. Wars have been fought over women, countless men have died over women, everthing from Mighty Midevel Knights fighting Dragons to resuce some fair maiden, to the Trojan war being fought to rescue Zuese's daughter Helen, men have always had the need for the company of women.
Take Porn for example. Over 90% of the people that watch porn are all men. No one cares about her partner because no one's watching him. All eyes are focused on
her. What turns on the audience is not what the man is doing to her, its her
reaction to it that the audience finds so arousing.
Its like every mans fantasy to be able to satisfy a women to a point where she would actually react to him the same way the women in these porn movies do
Women always have (and most likely always will) have us at bay in either one way or another because all the smart ones know that we have a sexual need for them that is far greater than they have a need for us. This is what has fueled the art of Prostitution "The worlds oldest profession" for so long. Men will pay women for sex far faster than any woman would pay a man.
History has proven this time and time again: Eve had Adam, Delilah had Sampson, Cleopatra had Marc Anthony, and my wife has me (as with you and yours).
Some men will call them "Bitches" when in cold reality, its often the other way around, and those that disagree are often the ones sleeping alone every night.
Sad.. but true!!
