Necrophilia Gay Duck Rape (no, I'm not kidding)

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
Necrophilia among ducks ruffles research feathers | Education | guardian.co.uk

The unfortunate duck apparently had hit the building in full flight at a height of about three metres from the ground. Next to the obviously dead duck, another male mallard (in full adult plumage without any visible traces of moult) was present. He forcibly picked into the back, the base of the bill and mostly into the back of the head of the dead mallard for about two minutes, then mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force, almost continuously picking the side of the head.

Mr Moeliker suggests the pair were engaged in a rape flight attempt. "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback - well, didn't get any feedback," he said.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Those crazy ducks!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Why let death get in the way of sex with ducks?
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
WHERE WERE THEIR "EVOLVED SENSIBILITIES" THEN?!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Watch your caboose, duck.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
This act should be referred to as Necrape.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Maybe the ducks were playing out their rape fantasies and the rapist duck was too into it to notice the other duck was dead and then when he did notice he was all "ahh fuck, I've got the horn, might as well finish it"?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'M NOT A PART OF THE EASTERN DUCK COALITION.
 

Consumer

Elder Statesman
We already did this thread.
 
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