NEVER FORGET: Data's Ode to Spot

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
That poem was actually the product of 4 century's worth of mistranslation of the lyrics to Prince's "Pussy Control."
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Still not too late for a USS Titan series with Riker.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
yearly bump
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Frakes looks like Sir Richard Attenborough now. It's too late.

But he could be Cranky Admiral Riker who always bugs the captain of a new, sexy crew in the 24th century (almost the turn of the 25th actually)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Riker plans on living forever.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Unlike their ships. Well they do tend to live to about 120-130 in the future, so why not.

Did I mention the new sexy crew should be comprised entirely of BISEXUALS?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Everyone should be bisexiaul in the future. Aggressively so.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
THIS IS THE TRUE MISSION OF ONE DIRECTION.

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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
That just turned me straight sorry.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Yearly bump.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
The mission of the new Enterprise-F: TO BOLDY GO IN ONE DIRECTION...OUT THERE!
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Taylor Swift is our leader now. She will shake off the universe.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
1D throws up on us ALL!

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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I know he was vomitting when he walked in (I don't know.)
 
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