*NFL*

[blackfoot NAP]

Philadelphia Eagles DE Chris Long named Walter Payton Man of the Year.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25909346/

 

[jack]

suck it, Chuckie.

 

[The Question]

If you ain't found it, better Hurry up
The folks down there is on auto-destruct
And so can you be too
(Fact of the matter it's made for you...)
Try it on a Saturday 'bout four o'clock in the mornin' or even on a Monday at midnight
When there's just a few of them Fabulous Poodles
Doin' the Peppermint Twist for rrrreal...

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Ed Reed, Champ Bailey, Ty Law, Tony Gonzalez, Kevin Mawae make HOF.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25908742/

 

[The Question]

And all the rest of whom for which to whensonever of partially indeterminate bio-chemical degradation seek the path to the SUDSY yellow nozzle of their foaming nocturnal parametric digital whole-wheat inter-faith geothermal terpsichorean ejectamentaaaaaa.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Russell Wilson, Seahawks still haven't talked about new deal for QB.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25913964/

Wilson is expected to make $17 million in 2019.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Tom Brady and the Patriots are Super Bowl Champions for the sixth time with a 13-3 victory over the Rams.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Dolphins make Patriots assistant Brian Flores their next head coach.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25925144/

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Bengals named Rams quarterback coach Zac Taylor, 35, 10th head coach in franchise history.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25924806/

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Tim Kelly to be Texans' OC, ex-linebacker Brian Cushing joins staff.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25931482/

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Buffalo Bills sign coach Lance Leipold to new five-year contract

 

[blackfoot NAP]

New England Patriots close to adding Greg Schiano to staff.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25937490/

Schiano will be given the title of defensive coordinator.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Dolphins make Patriots assistant Brian Flores their next head coach.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25925144/

Miami Dolphins hiring Chad O'Shea as offensive coordinator.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25938078/

O'Shea, former Patriots receivers coach.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

QB Nick Foles makes $2 million buyout to Philadelphia Eagles.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25937919/

The Eagles has the option of placing the franchise tag on Foles to trade him.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Sources: The New York Giants don't pick up RB Jonathan Stewart's contract offer.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25940321/

Stewart, 31, was scheduled to count $3.2 million against the salary cap in 2019.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Veteran OL Matt Slauson after 10 NFL seasons.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25938965/

 

[Charlemagne]

This is Mariner 10. It was the first probe to explore the planet Mercury - which it did WAY back in 1974.

Now you may ask, "Now Charlemagne, what in God's name does THIS have to do with sports?" The answer? Not a Goddamn thing. It's just that this little tidbit of information is still infinitely more useful and worth sharing than whatever the fuck Blackfoot tries doing in this forum.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Former coach of Oklahoma, Bob Stoops to coach Dallas in relaunched XFL.
http://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/25946033/

The XFL will start play in 2020.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Bengals hire OL coach fired by Fins in bully case.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25945471/

 

[blackfoot NAP]

Dolphins make Patriots assistant Brian Flores their next head coach.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25925144/

Miami Dolphins hiring Chad O'Shea as offensive coordinator.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25938078/

O'Shea, former Patriots receivers coach.

Miami Dolphins' Brian Flores hires Jim Caldwell as assistant head coach.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25953625/