Okay, Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, one question:

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Why are half the Sinister Six new characters? SANDMAN ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR BROADWAY? (Yeah, it's terrible.)
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Trying to make sense of it will only raise your blood pressure.

Just pretend that the show is called "SPYDURR-MAN" and that it has nothing to do with the Marvel character.

It's going to be around for a while. They won't close it until they've sold their last ticket, since it will never ever break even.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Wasn't someone hot supposed to be Mary Jane but she dropped out because it was shit and she was hot?
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Also she was one of the many actors who were injured during rehearsals.
 
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