Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
aW MAN, I'M GUNNA BE BUSY TONIGHT, I WON'T BE HERE TO GET BLOWN!
ONE FINAL MINE FIELD BLOWOUT TONIGHT?
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Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
That was strangely satisfying.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Vycodin and ninja shadow sex.
Does it get any better?
*Gets hit by garbage truck*
Does it get any better?
*Gets hit by garbage truck*
whisky
Boobie inspector
bad guy played by former A list celeb "When the murder happened I was on another continent, on live tv, surrounded by 10,000 people, the murder was caught on video, and ten witnesses swear it was a black guy"
Columbo"Ah but you forgot one little thing"
Bad guy "thank fuck for that, the guilt was killing me, I confess, what was the thing?"
Columbo "Nah, I had nothing, but thanks for confessing"
Bad guy "D'oh!"
Columbo"Ah but you forgot one little thing"
Bad guy "thank fuck for that, the guilt was killing me, I confess, what was the thing?"
Columbo "Nah, I had nothing, but thanks for confessing"
Bad guy "D'oh!"
COLUMBO: OLD MISS TWEEDY WAS SAVAGLEY RAPED, BEATEN, HUNG, DRAWN, QUARTERED, BURNT, SLICED, DICED, THROWN OUT OF THE TOP WINDOW OF THE CHRYSLER BUILDING, DRAGGED HALF A MILE OVER BROKEN GLASS STAMPED ON BY NEO-NAZIS FOR THREE HOURS PISSED ON BY A SHIRE HORSE AND THROWN IN A GARBAGE BIN WHERE SHE WAS REMOVED THREE DAYS LATER AND TURNED INTO A KEBAB ONLY GAZZA WOULD EAT AFTER A MONUMENTAL PISS UP.
POIROT: *TWIDDLES HIS STUPID MOUSTACHE*
JESSICA FLETCHER: OH ITS LUCKY I JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE AREA WHEN THIS SAVAGE MURDER TOOK PLACE. I THINK ITS TIME I SNOOPED AROUND BEING A NOSEY COW.
SCOOBIES: IT WAS PROBABLY OLD MR JOHNSON THE FAIR GROUND OWNER
COLOMBO: I DIDN'T DISCOVER AMAERICA AND WEAR THIS HUGE UNGAINLY COAT THROUGH 35 RECORD BREAKING SUMMERS TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!
DATALOCK: ME AND MY GOOD SIR THE BLIND cupcakeER ENGINEER WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE!
*TO NEVER BE CONTINUED*
POIROT: *TWIDDLES HIS STUPID MOUSTACHE*
JESSICA FLETCHER: OH ITS LUCKY I JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE AREA WHEN THIS SAVAGE MURDER TOOK PLACE. I THINK ITS TIME I SNOOPED AROUND BEING A NOSEY COW.
SCOOBIES: IT WAS PROBABLY OLD MR JOHNSON THE FAIR GROUND OWNER
COLOMBO: I DIDN'T DISCOVER AMAERICA AND WEAR THIS HUGE UNGAINLY COAT THROUGH 35 RECORD BREAKING SUMMERS TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!
DATALOCK: ME AND MY GOOD SIR THE BLIND cupcakeER ENGINEER WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE!
*TO NEVER BE CONTINUED*
