no I will not give you an old person's spongebath, if that's the mission, and I can't imagine what else you might want
LOL - well, I hadn't thought of that, but now that you mention it, my toenails could use some attention.
Actually, I have something else entirely in mind.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it ...
is to act on my behalf in a dual agent capacity. You must infiltrate both the Seph and ILC camps and discover their secret plans on how they are going to continue this war with each other. Then, send me a picture of the secret plans, marked "Super Sekret," in a brown paper bag, unmarked, but firmly secured with pink polka dot designer duct tape. Then, stand by, ready for further action once I've analyzed the plans.
Yes, I know there seems to be a contradiction in the instructions, but, it isn't.
Are you up to the task?