Past Pics Of EIers...

[Starship Coyote]

Taken from couple of photo albums of EI members.

If these pics are somehow blocked, fear not... I have them saved.

Now remember folks... these are actual pics of actual EIers taken at their little circle jerks at conventions.

Let's start with Akaras:

KRAD, who looks like he just timewarped in from a Three Dog Night concert. I believe that's Nikki Peppermint on the left and Raeven on the right.

Here we have Josh making fun of her overbite.

Akaras again.

Raeven and Rov. Now remember, Rov's a lawyer now.

I don't know who this bastard is, but I wouldn't let him anywhere near my kids. Actually, I think it's Gagh.

At some point, someone released a rhino in the room, and it immediately begane farting.

Rov again.

There are others, but you get the point.

Now... are there any questions as to why I hold EI in complete contempt?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

What a hideous group of people. No wonder they're so paranoid about getting their feelings hurt.

 

[Starship Coyote]

How'd you like to get into an elevator with this bunch?

 

[Tyrant]

Hot Mama - Stargate fan? Izzit Rommie?

I don't know about the rest of you (CU in particular), but I can't troll people who look like that. They have enough to worry about.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Let's review this one.

Ladies and gentlemen and those inbetween... this man is loose in your legal system right now. He looks like he should be the groundskeeper for a special school.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Um.

Is the one in a "Joe Cool" t-shirt male or female?

Not trolling here....I really can't tell for sure.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Oh, and for some reason none of the links work for me. I can only see the pic you posted in here.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Who's the red-haired midget in that pic above? Is that T'Bonz or TerriO or some other red-haired midget?

 

[Starship Coyote]

I see the photobook site is fucking up. Good thing I dled these pics to my photobucket, and here they are again for those latecomers.

KRAD, NP, and Rae...

The rhino is loose.

Akaras.

Rov and Rae.

Rov again.

Akaras again.

Gagh crashes the party in search of pussy.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Who's the red-haired midget in that pic above? Is that T'Bonz or TerriO or some other red-haired midget?

No idea, but if any EIers are reading this, tell the brunette in the middle with the shy look on her face that I just spanked off over her because she was the only halfassed decent looking female in the bunch. I'm sure she'll be delighted to hear that.

 

[Mentalist]

I would actually kill myself if I looked like any of them.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Being fat is no excuse to look like that.

I'm a big girl but you can at least tell I am a female.

 

[Mentalist]

Let's hope they never get the smart idea to start their own Champagne Room. They could lock trolls in it to deter them.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

No idea, but if any EIers are reading this, tell the brunette in the middle with the shy look on her face that I just spanked off over her because she was the only halfassed decent looking female in the bunch. I'm sure she'll be delighted to hear that.

You might be on to something there. Bedtime fodder for me as well, perhaps.

But, I just noticed they're all wearing Ex-Isle identification badges. Some are wearing 3 or 5 different badges. I'm assuming this is from some kind of convention or meetup. Did they do this just so they could screen you or other trolls out and thus avoid getting their asses kicked?

 

[Starship Coyote]

I'm seriously considering pulling a Barky and then showing up at one of their conventions and acting like I'm retarded.

They sometimes convene at Tulsa.... which is like way too goddamned close for my comfort.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I would actually kill myself if I looked like any of them.

No shit. Ok, my hairline is receding, I'm 40, and I could stand to lose about 15 lbs, but I'm a fucking stud compared to the dorks showing up at this thing.

Makes me feel better about myself.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

I usually don't say stuff like this, but some of them actually look like they smell bad, if you know what I mean.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

You mean, like there are some places they can't quite reach with a washcloth?

 

[Gonad]

"Angles" could cure a lot of it.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I usually don't say stuff like this, but some of them actually look like they smell bad, if you know what I mean.

QOTW!!!