Poll for poll's sake

[Ilyanna]

or

Well?

 

[Loktar]

The Predator

 

[Ilyanna]

Why?

 

[Yub]

I voted Xenomorph but now that I think about it, Predator is the better choice. They won't kill you if you don't have a gun and aren't aggressive. A Xenomorph will simply kill you for the lulz.

 

[Ilyanna]

But what if the Predator in question is a little confused about the technology level of Earth and scanned your home and find, say, a collection of lightsabers, and thinks you're a bad-ass warrior, whereas the Xenomorph has just eaten and/or impregnated your entire neighborhood before knocking at your door? Well, what then?

 

[Yub]

A Xenomorph would kill you anyway or take you and cocoon you for later impregnation.

From what I've seen, Predators are usually well researched and if they aren't, they soon become so through surveillance, thus wouldn't become confused as you suggest.

 

[Ilyanna]

lol, yeah, you're right. I'd prefer the Predator, as well, if only because he kinda reminds me of someone more pleasant :whistle:

Dreads - check
muscles - check
leather - check
arm thingies - check
general bad ass look - check
superior in everything - check


(hey, I'm a girl - what did you expect? rofl)

 

[Loktar]

Why?

The Predator would simply and quickly kill me. The Xenomorph would rape me and keep me alive cocooned for days while her young burst out of me.

 

[Consumer]

^ at least that way (the Xenomorph) you wouldn't die a virgin!

 

[Loktar]

^ at least that way (the Xenomorph) you wouldn't die a virgin!

But I'll wish I had.

 

[Consumer]

Picky...picky...picky...

 

[Ilyanna]

The Predator would simply and quickly kill me. The Xenomorph would rape me and keep me alive cocooned for days while her young burst out of me.

Good point, but I'm still with Yub on this: with the Predator I might at least have a slight chance to stay alive...

 

[Loktar]

Good point, but I'm still with Yub on this: with the Predator I might at least have a slight chance to stay alive...

For a few extra seconds...

 

[Ilyanna]

Hey, he did spare that chick in AVP, didn't he? (Not that there is any similarity between the two of us - just saying )

 

[Loktar]

Hey, he did spare that chick in AVP, didn't he? (Not that there is any similarity between the two of us - just saying )

True. And Schwartzenegger and Glover survived in 1 and 2. So yeah...I'll stick with the Predator and have a chance to live to tell of my encounter.

 

[jack]

Well, you know how I feel about being fucked in the neck....

 

[eloisel]

Well, you know how I feel about being fucked in the neck....

No. Tell me. I thought it was you who was always doing the fucking in the neck not the one being fucked in the neck.

 

[eloisel]

They are two of my favorite monsters but I don't want either the Predator or the Alien to show up on my doorstep - ever.

Well, maybe if I had an army of Tyr clones to protect me from said Alien and Predator then it would be alright for either or both the Alien and the Predator to show up on my doorstep.

 

[Ilyanna]

Hell, if I had a Tyr clone army, I'd probably call both Alien and Predator to show up at my doorstep for my boys to save me.
Gotta keep 'em entertained

 

[Seph]

i would pick the predator because he may just scan my skull and realise it is far to inferior for his collection and leave me to die in my own slow lulzy manner.