Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
cause its night time in bel air
and everyone in their rooms
so anyway
I GO UPSTAIRS
AND ITS GETTING
LATE SO I GET READY
TO SLEEP AND I SEE
THAT AUNTI GOES
TO THE BATHROOM
UPSTAIRS SO I BUST
IN THE ROOM TO
SURPRISE UNCLE AND
SEE HIs GHUGE FAT BODY NAKED
ON THE BED BELLY UP
SO I BODY SLAM ON TOP OF HIM
AND HE SCREAMS WILL!!!!!
AND I CANT FIND HIS B ALLS OR PENIS
UNDER ALL HIS FAT SO
I GRAB HIS FACE WITH MY FEET
AND SQUEEZE REALLY HARD
AND HE SAID WILL BUT IT
SOUNDED MORE LIKE MMMLLL
AND THEN HIS WIFE COMES IN
AND SAys WILL WHAT ARE U DOING
WILL STOP!
AND I TELL HER TO BACK OFF
CAUSE HE NEEDS THE EXERCISE
AND THEN WHEN IM PUSHING HER AWAY
I RIP OFF HER NIGHT GOWN THING
AND SHES THERE AND HAS BIG BOOBS
my PENIS goes BOING and I GET OFF UNCLE
AND PUSH HER
AND THE WINDOW WAS OPEN BEHIND HER
AND SHE FALLS OUT
BUT SHE DOESNT FALL ALL THE WAY DOWN
SHES HANGING ON WITH HER HAND AND SHARP NAILS
SO THEN ON HER FINGERS
I RUB MY PENIS BACK AND FORTH
AND IMAGINE ITS MAKING MUSICAL SOUNDS
AND THEN I THINK OF A REALLY GOOD RAP
YO YO I MOVED TO BEL AIR
AND I CANT GET YALL TO HEAR ABOUT IT
MY NAME IS WILL AND IM ILL WITH THE SKILL
TO RHYME
AND IT AINT A CRIME
ITS SO SUBLIME
AND MY CHILD WAS IN THE WAR
WITH THE ENEMY AND I SAID YO
DONT SELL HIM TO DENEMY
AND THEN I LEFT THE ROOM WITH THE RAP STILL GOING THROUGH MY HEAD
AND I SEE ASHLEYS ROOM
IS OPENED
AND SHES ON HER BED AND SHE IS CRYING
SO I SAY YO ASHLEY WHATS UP
AND BEFORE SHE CAN LOOK UP
I SLAP HER SO HARD
THAT THE LIGHTS IN THE ROOM FLICKER ON AND OFF
LOL WELL SHE AINT CRYING NOW
SO I LEFT THE ROOM
AND WENT TO HILARYS ROOM
BUT SHE WASNT THERE
SO I RAN DOWNSTAIRS
CAUSE I HEARD THE FRIDGE OPEN
AND SHE WAS THERE
IN A LONG T SHIRT
LOOKING FOR A NIGHT TIME SNACK
SO I SAID YO HILARY
AND SHE SAID WHAT WILL?
AND I SAID NOTHIN
and went FFF to CONTROL MY LAUGHTER
AND RAN UPSTAIRS
I WENT TO CHECK ON UNCLE
AND AUNTIE AND UNCLE
WAS TRYING TO ROLL OUT OF BED
AND AUNTIE WAS STILL HOLDING ON
SO I SAID YO UNCLE
LET ME HELP
BUT WHEN I TRIED
TO GET MY HANDS
UNDER HIM HE ROLLED TOWARDS ME
AND I HEARD CRACKING NOISES
AND THEN I FELT IT
AND I SCREAMED SO BIG
THAT MY MOUTH
FELT LIKE IT WAS GOING TO TEAR
I PULLED OUT MY BROKEN HANDS LIMP
AND ALREADY STARTING TO SWELL
AND I COULDNT FEEL ANYTHING
SO I RAN OUT OF THE ROOM
TO TELL CARLTON
WHAT HAPPENED
HE SAID HE READ A BOOK
ON REIKI HEALING
AND HE SNAPPED MY HANDS BACK INTO PLACE
SO TO TEST IT I SLAPPED HIM
THEY WERE BACK!
THEN HILARY CAME IN
AND SAID WILL
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THAT FAVOR YOU PROMISED
AND SO WE WENT BACK TO HER ROOM
AND SHE TOOK OFF HER T SHIRT
AND SAID WILL
I WANT YOU TO STOP
BEING SUCH A MENACE
AND I SAID THATS ONE THING I CANT DO
AND I JUMPED AND KICKED HER IN THE NECK
AND FELL ON MY HIP
SHE WAS GASPING FOR AIR
AND I DRAGGED MYSELF BACK
TO CARLTON TO FIX MY HIP
AND HE DID AND TO TEST IT
THIS TIME I DID A HULA DANCE
AND WENT TO ASHLEYS ROOM
I SAW SHE WAS DOING HOMEWORK
ON HER DESK OR WRITING SOMETHING
SO I WENT TO HER BED
AND SHAT ON IT
AND SNEAKED OUT OF HER ROOM
HILARY RAN OUT OF HER ROOM NAKED
AND SAID IM TELLING DAD
AND I SAID GO AHEAD
AND TELL THE FAT FUCK
AND ANYWAY I WENT IN BEHIND HER
AND UNCLE HAD GOTTEN UP
AND WAS HELPING AUNTI
BACK INSIDE THE ROOM
AND EVERYONE WAS NAKED
I N THERE SO I LEFT
AND SLAMMED THE DOOR
AND SAID WEAR SOME CLOTHES YOU FUCKERS
BUT I STILL WASNT WEARING PANTS
SO I REMEMBERED THE BUTLER
AND WENT DOWNSTAIRS
HE WAS BANDAGING HIS STOMACH
BITE WOUND SO I KEPT SLAPPING
HIS HAND SO HE COULDNT FINISH
AND THEN I TOOK
ONE OF THE SHARDS
FROM THE SMASHED TV
THAT I HORSE KICKED
AND SAID YO BRO WATCH OUT
THERES AN ANT ON YOUR FACE
AND I THREW THE SHARD INTO HIS FACE
AND THEN REGRETTED
THAT I SAID ANT AND NOT SPIDER
AND THEN I TOOK THE SHARD OUT OF HIS FACE
AND SAID YO ITSA SPIDER
SORRY NOT
AN ANT OH NO
ITS CRAWLING IN YOUR NOSE
SO I STUCK THE SHARD
IN HIS NOSE
AND THEN HEARD SOME COMMOTION
UPSTAIRS SO I PULLED
IT OUT SIDEWAYS
REALLY QUICK
AND BUTLER SCREAMED
AND I RAN UPSTAIRS
AND DROPPED THE SHARD
ON THE STAIRS AND WENT TO ASHLEYS ROOM
WHERE SHE WAS GETTING UNDRESSED
TO GET IN HER SLEEP CLOTHES
AND SHE HAD A LITTLE BODY
SO I PICKED HER UP BY THE WAISTE
AND THREW HER ACROSS THE ROOM
AND TOWARDS THE WALL
BUT IT WAS TOO HIGH
AND SHE HIT THE ROOM LIGHT
AT THE ROOF AND SHATTERED IT
I RAN TO HILARYS ROOM
AND SAW SHE WASNT
THERE AND THEN I WENT TO CARLTON
AND SAID ITS TIME
FOR FAMILY MEETING
SO I GOT HIM UP
AND I TOOK HIM TO UNCLES ROOM
WITH EVERYONE IN IT EXCEPT
ASHLEY AND BUTLER
I SAID YO WAIT HERE
AND RAN BACK DOWNSTAIRS
BUT THE SHARD GOT IN MY FOOT
AND IT REALLY HURT
SO I PULLED ITO UT
AND GOT BUTLER
AND THEN GOT ASHLEY
AND EVERYONE
I PUT THEM IN THE ROOM
AND I SAID ONE FINAL TOUCH
AND I RAN TO HILARIES ROOM
AND GOT THE BASKETBALL
AND BROUGHT IT BACK
AND THEN THREW IT REALLY HARD
AND IT HIT UNCLES FACE
AND HE FELL OVER
ON CARLTONS LEG
AND CRUSHED IT
AND UNCLES NOSE WAS BLEEDING
aND I BENT AUNTI OVER
AND SHE FARTED IN MY EYE
SO I JUDO CHOPPED HER ANUS
BUT IT DIDNT DO ANYTHING
SO I KICKED HER IN BETWEEN HER BUT CHEEKS
AND SHE SCREAMED AND FELL FORWAR
AND SLAMMED HER HEAD
ON THE NIGHT STAND TABLE
THAT HELD THE LAMP
AND THEN I PICKED UP THE LAMP
AND TURNED THE LIGHT OFF
AND PULLED OUT THE CORD
AND SET IT BACK ON THE TABLE
BECAUSE THE ROOM LIGHT WAS ON
WHY LWASTE ELECTRICITY
THEN I YAWNED
AND WENT TO MY ROOM
AND WENT TO SLEEP
THE END
and everyone in their rooms
so anyway
I GO UPSTAIRS
AND ITS GETTING
LATE SO I GET READY
TO SLEEP AND I SEE
THAT AUNTI GOES
TO THE BATHROOM
UPSTAIRS SO I BUST
IN THE ROOM TO
SURPRISE UNCLE AND
SEE HIs GHUGE FAT BODY NAKED
ON THE BED BELLY UP
SO I BODY SLAM ON TOP OF HIM
AND HE SCREAMS WILL!!!!!
AND I CANT FIND HIS B ALLS OR PENIS
UNDER ALL HIS FAT SO
I GRAB HIS FACE WITH MY FEET
AND SQUEEZE REALLY HARD
AND HE SAID WILL BUT IT
SOUNDED MORE LIKE MMMLLL
AND THEN HIS WIFE COMES IN
AND SAys WILL WHAT ARE U DOING
WILL STOP!
AND I TELL HER TO BACK OFF
CAUSE HE NEEDS THE EXERCISE
AND THEN WHEN IM PUSHING HER AWAY
I RIP OFF HER NIGHT GOWN THING
AND SHES THERE AND HAS BIG BOOBS
my PENIS goes BOING and I GET OFF UNCLE
AND PUSH HER
AND THE WINDOW WAS OPEN BEHIND HER
AND SHE FALLS OUT
BUT SHE DOESNT FALL ALL THE WAY DOWN
SHES HANGING ON WITH HER HAND AND SHARP NAILS
SO THEN ON HER FINGERS
I RUB MY PENIS BACK AND FORTH
AND IMAGINE ITS MAKING MUSICAL SOUNDS
AND THEN I THINK OF A REALLY GOOD RAP
YO YO I MOVED TO BEL AIR
AND I CANT GET YALL TO HEAR ABOUT IT
MY NAME IS WILL AND IM ILL WITH THE SKILL
TO RHYME
AND IT AINT A CRIME
ITS SO SUBLIME
AND MY CHILD WAS IN THE WAR
WITH THE ENEMY AND I SAID YO
DONT SELL HIM TO DENEMY
AND THEN I LEFT THE ROOM WITH THE RAP STILL GOING THROUGH MY HEAD
AND I SEE ASHLEYS ROOM
IS OPENED
AND SHES ON HER BED AND SHE IS CRYING
SO I SAY YO ASHLEY WHATS UP
AND BEFORE SHE CAN LOOK UP
I SLAP HER SO HARD
THAT THE LIGHTS IN THE ROOM FLICKER ON AND OFF
LOL WELL SHE AINT CRYING NOW
SO I LEFT THE ROOM
AND WENT TO HILARYS ROOM
BUT SHE WASNT THERE
SO I RAN DOWNSTAIRS
CAUSE I HEARD THE FRIDGE OPEN
AND SHE WAS THERE
IN A LONG T SHIRT
LOOKING FOR A NIGHT TIME SNACK
SO I SAID YO HILARY
AND SHE SAID WHAT WILL?
AND I SAID NOTHIN
and went FFF to CONTROL MY LAUGHTER
AND RAN UPSTAIRS
I WENT TO CHECK ON UNCLE
AND AUNTIE AND UNCLE
WAS TRYING TO ROLL OUT OF BED
AND AUNTIE WAS STILL HOLDING ON
SO I SAID YO UNCLE
LET ME HELP
BUT WHEN I TRIED
TO GET MY HANDS
UNDER HIM HE ROLLED TOWARDS ME
AND I HEARD CRACKING NOISES
AND THEN I FELT IT
AND I SCREAMED SO BIG
THAT MY MOUTH
FELT LIKE IT WAS GOING TO TEAR
I PULLED OUT MY BROKEN HANDS LIMP
AND ALREADY STARTING TO SWELL
AND I COULDNT FEEL ANYTHING
SO I RAN OUT OF THE ROOM
TO TELL CARLTON
WHAT HAPPENED
HE SAID HE READ A BOOK
ON REIKI HEALING
AND HE SNAPPED MY HANDS BACK INTO PLACE
SO TO TEST IT I SLAPPED HIM
THEY WERE BACK!
THEN HILARY CAME IN
AND SAID WILL
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THAT FAVOR YOU PROMISED
AND SO WE WENT BACK TO HER ROOM
AND SHE TOOK OFF HER T SHIRT
AND SAID WILL
I WANT YOU TO STOP
BEING SUCH A MENACE
AND I SAID THATS ONE THING I CANT DO
AND I JUMPED AND KICKED HER IN THE NECK
AND FELL ON MY HIP
SHE WAS GASPING FOR AIR
AND I DRAGGED MYSELF BACK
TO CARLTON TO FIX MY HIP
AND HE DID AND TO TEST IT
THIS TIME I DID A HULA DANCE
AND WENT TO ASHLEYS ROOM
I SAW SHE WAS DOING HOMEWORK
ON HER DESK OR WRITING SOMETHING
SO I WENT TO HER BED
AND SHAT ON IT
AND SNEAKED OUT OF HER ROOM
HILARY RAN OUT OF HER ROOM NAKED
AND SAID IM TELLING DAD
AND I SAID GO AHEAD
AND TELL THE FAT FUCK
AND ANYWAY I WENT IN BEHIND HER
AND UNCLE HAD GOTTEN UP
AND WAS HELPING AUNTI
BACK INSIDE THE ROOM
AND EVERYONE WAS NAKED
I N THERE SO I LEFT
AND SLAMMED THE DOOR
AND SAID WEAR SOME CLOTHES YOU FUCKERS
BUT I STILL WASNT WEARING PANTS
SO I REMEMBERED THE BUTLER
AND WENT DOWNSTAIRS
HE WAS BANDAGING HIS STOMACH
BITE WOUND SO I KEPT SLAPPING
HIS HAND SO HE COULDNT FINISH
AND THEN I TOOK
ONE OF THE SHARDS
FROM THE SMASHED TV
THAT I HORSE KICKED
AND SAID YO BRO WATCH OUT
THERES AN ANT ON YOUR FACE
AND I THREW THE SHARD INTO HIS FACE
AND THEN REGRETTED
THAT I SAID ANT AND NOT SPIDER
AND THEN I TOOK THE SHARD OUT OF HIS FACE
AND SAID YO ITSA SPIDER
SORRY NOT
AN ANT OH NO
ITS CRAWLING IN YOUR NOSE
SO I STUCK THE SHARD
IN HIS NOSE
AND THEN HEARD SOME COMMOTION
UPSTAIRS SO I PULLED
IT OUT SIDEWAYS
REALLY QUICK
AND BUTLER SCREAMED
AND I RAN UPSTAIRS
AND DROPPED THE SHARD
ON THE STAIRS AND WENT TO ASHLEYS ROOM
WHERE SHE WAS GETTING UNDRESSED
TO GET IN HER SLEEP CLOTHES
AND SHE HAD A LITTLE BODY
SO I PICKED HER UP BY THE WAISTE
AND THREW HER ACROSS THE ROOM
AND TOWARDS THE WALL
BUT IT WAS TOO HIGH
AND SHE HIT THE ROOM LIGHT
AT THE ROOF AND SHATTERED IT
I RAN TO HILARYS ROOM
AND SAW SHE WASNT
THERE AND THEN I WENT TO CARLTON
AND SAID ITS TIME
FOR FAMILY MEETING
SO I GOT HIM UP
AND I TOOK HIM TO UNCLES ROOM
WITH EVERYONE IN IT EXCEPT
ASHLEY AND BUTLER
I SAID YO WAIT HERE
AND RAN BACK DOWNSTAIRS
BUT THE SHARD GOT IN MY FOOT
AND IT REALLY HURT
SO I PULLED ITO UT
AND GOT BUTLER
AND THEN GOT ASHLEY
AND EVERYONE
I PUT THEM IN THE ROOM
AND I SAID ONE FINAL TOUCH
AND I RAN TO HILARIES ROOM
AND GOT THE BASKETBALL
AND BROUGHT IT BACK
AND THEN THREW IT REALLY HARD
AND IT HIT UNCLES FACE
AND HE FELL OVER
ON CARLTONS LEG
AND CRUSHED IT
AND UNCLES NOSE WAS BLEEDING
aND I BENT AUNTI OVER
AND SHE FARTED IN MY EYE
SO I JUDO CHOPPED HER ANUS
BUT IT DIDNT DO ANYTHING
SO I KICKED HER IN BETWEEN HER BUT CHEEKS
AND SHE SCREAMED AND FELL FORWAR
AND SLAMMED HER HEAD
ON THE NIGHT STAND TABLE
THAT HELD THE LAMP
AND THEN I PICKED UP THE LAMP
AND TURNED THE LIGHT OFF
AND PULLED OUT THE CORD
AND SET IT BACK ON THE TABLE
BECAUSE THE ROOM LIGHT WAS ON
WHY LWASTE ELECTRICITY
THEN I YAWNED
AND WENT TO MY ROOM
AND WENT TO SLEEP
THE END
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
well yeah....3 PM on a Friday....ain't we all bored?
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
Seriously, read it Earl. It's pretty funny.
wizard of ooze
Small Furry Critter
Happy birthday Ange
Ange
Banned
LOl, Sorry but my dad Earl is not posting here, only his half breed daughter. Maybe I can get him to regester here. He has been busy building Bikes for some people who was going to have jessie james build them but who switched after the Jessie James/Sandra Bullock drama. Everybody who knew Jessie, knew he was a giant cheater.
Ange
Banned
I had a great Birthday Party last night and just got home a while back, full of far too much booze. I will be home all day and expect a number of birthday visitors here. Today Saturday is my birthday but Friday's we have a group of between 2 and 30 I would guess who all get together and go clubing every Friday night. When my neighbor Dual turns 21 I will add him and turn him on to some easy young nurses I know, lol
Ange
Banned
Lol, my dad is 300 pounds of pure muscle, I see you are awake. you are here every second that you are awake. that is sad Jack. don't you have any real life friends at all to run around with?gmornin' fat biker d00d
Poor jack on this Bb 24/7, probably sits there in his star trek uniform or a super hero costum