What happened to the days when Menty was a fixture around here? Maybe Jack should buy TK and complete his dual ownership: TK & TKR.
I don't believe Dr. Dave has even posted much since he made Quote of the Week or, in this case, Quote of the Bi-annual.
Surely someone has posted something pity, wity or sarcastic enough to qualify for a change? If not, we need to put our heads together and come up with something.