Racy Racist Joke

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Prostitute: Look, you need to have an erection if you want to have sex with me.

Chinaman: But I do!

Prostitute: It's only half an inch!

Chinaman: I know it's a little bigger than is normal for a Chinaman, but you can take it!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Maybe a bit TOO racy, I'll tone it down next time.
 
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