Random Thoughts

[jack]

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a cocksucker and his owner beats him!

 

[smells_like_jack]

I should masturbate my big throbbing man tool to orgasm, splattering my ejaculate onto a pair of humongous hooters.

 

[jack]

dont forget to squeeze the base on the upstroke. Wouldn't want you to come too quickly.