Random Thoughts

[jack]

Why is something sent by ship called cargo, but something sent by car a shipment?

 

[The Question]

I blame Canada for that.

 

[Loktar]

Why is something sent by ship called cargo, but something sent by car a shipment?

Same reason we park in a driveway and drive on a Parkway.

 

[jack]

The word ambiguous has only one meaning.

 

[jack]

If tou replace the "W" in "what, where, and when"? with a "T" you get the answer to your question.

 

[jack]

If poison expires, is it more poisonous, or less?

 

[The Question]

In San Francisco, people regularly use public sidewalks as toilets. Yet, tobacco harm reduction is banned. This reminds me that, not so long ago, California had a petition to secede from the United States.

To hell with that. California should be ejected from the United States.

 

[jack]

An 18,000 year old puppy was found in the permafrost in russia.

 

[jack]

Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

 

[jack]

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

 

[The Question]

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

Even knowing that in all likelihood you just read that somewhere else and are repeating it here, I still have to give it a like, 'cause that's some Confucius level shit right there.

 

[jack]

Friction creates energy; energy drives creativity.

 

[jack]

I was just thinking...what would happen if the earth suddenly stopped spinning?

 

[Loktar]

Friction creates energy; energy drives creativity.

So that's why rubbing one out gets the juices flowing in more than one way.

 

[jack]

Yes , I often am most creative after a little friction

 

[Love Child]

Friction creates energy; energy drives creativity.

Thats it.
There isn't enough friction in my life.

 

[Loktar]

Thats it.
There isn't enough friction in my life.

That's not what your thigh gap said.

 

[The Question]

And then it occurred to me that of all the TOS characters, only the one played by the gay actor had a kid that lived.

 

[The Question]

And then there was the time I was doing voice work for a Transformers fanfilm; although my Peter Cullen vocal impression is pretty decent, I had to do I-don't-know-how-many takes of the opening narration because I kept fucking saying, "Octopus Prime" instead of "Optimus Prime"...