Reasons why James Cordon is to blame for England World Cup failure

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
He punched Defoe in the gob.

His middle name is Kimberley and Rooney made a joke about it, he then kicked him in the ankle to make him stop.

He said that he was really successful and had loads of talent. The team thought he had no talent and was successful and took that on as a mind training method. "We are crap, but it doesn't matter because it works for James" became the phrase on the training ground.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He ate TALENTED ENGLISH FOOTBALL 48 he subsequently missed the "big game"!
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
He replaced the England football manager with an old Bo Selecta puppet.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
CH'MON MOTHERFUCKER!
 
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