Remember when Rowan Atkinson used to be funny?

[Tisiphone]

If I had any complaint it'd be the Queen being completely incapable of smiling. What is that about.

I know she's getting on a bit and I know she gets dragged around all over the place and I can imagine after 60 years you'd get blasé even about the Olympics coming to your country, but come on, someone announces your name and the cameras are obviously going to be pointed at you, if not a beaming grin, then even an expression of indifference would be better rather than outright fury.

But the bit when it cut to her picking her nails was the unintentional comedy highlight of the night.

She didn't even make a facial twitch when those deaf kids were singing to her. Tsk tsk.

 

[headvoid]

Everyone knows she was replaced with a sex robot 5 years ago. The Duke of Edinburgh did it and LOVED the results.

There was a moment when Piers Morgan hacked the controls last May, he joked about it at a lunch with Jeremy Clarkson, then denied it afterwards.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I remember when I thought Rowan Atkinson was funny.