RUSSELL BRAND & KATY PERRY IN LOVE SPLIT SHOCK!

[Gagh]

And I truly felt it was for LIFE!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16369331

 

[Cassie]

OH NOES!!! I thought they we very cute together.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well, I'm glad. Russell not being a shagger never felt quite right. Hopefully his life will spiral out of control for a while (just for a while!) and he'll be forced to return to presenting a Big Brother discussion show. He was good at that!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The younger, more sensitive ballbag has gone into hiding since the news broke.

 

[CaptainWacky]

When I 'eard that Russell Brand and Katy Perry were getting divorced, I climbed up the nearest tree, tempted a squirrel with some nuts, pulled down my trousers and pants and said "LADS, I kissed a squirrel and I liked it!" This is Big Wacky's Big Mouth!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

what was the split over?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rage issues.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The writing was on the wall when they spent Kwanza on different continents.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Katherine Jenkins split up with her fiancee too. GET IN THERE, RUSS.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Meanwhile, David Tennant married Georgia Moffet today... it's like New Years was written by RTD. As soon as you start to digest one unexpected announcement, there's another!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well it's the least he could do after knocking her up!

 

[Gagh]

Maybe Katy Perry and Katherine Jenkins are getting it on?! (And Gethin Jones & Russell Brand too - Phwoar!)

 

[Donovan]

Elmo from Sesame Street was quoted as saying "Sooooo...how long before a little red monster can try and tap that?"

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

But did Russel kiss a girl?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's not cheating if you don't kiss.

 

[whisky]

This is good news for me, because being married to Russel Brand was the one thing stopping me and Katy from getting it on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But what about Heather Graham?

 

[whisky]

Katy might have her number

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, and it's NUMBER 69 LOL (I don't know.)