SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
... BAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!
Did you all miss me? Did you? Huh, huh?
Did you all miss me? Did you? Huh, huh?
I always miss you, eventually. It is my job to keep tabs on the village idiot, you know. Where the heck you been?
Oh? So, who's the 'village idiot'?
Isn't that what was going on with you last time you were here?
I have been at that shithole Troll Valhalla. What a dump. I hold the record there now for the ONLY full IP-ban.
You are dear. No one else takes being the butt of the joke quite as well as you.
Isn't that what was going on with you last time you were here?
Silly girl. I was never the 'butt of the joke'. You only say this out of fear. I have mastered PWNage of entire sites, whilst you cause barely a ripple in any site. I have been banned from more sites than you are even aware existed. I have a few of them even watching out for me in case I return. I have been threatened by cupcakeERS, JEWS and MUZZIES alike. Therefore, for you to even suggest my being a 'butt of the joke' is quite ludicrous, and an outright lie, designed to assuage your fears, and make you look better in the process. It doesn't fly, not with my superior reputation.
... BAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!
Did you all miss me? Did you? Huh, huh?
STFU already huggy.
Dearest, that is what makes you the butt of the joke.
Nice to see you've made parole again Lucy!
Oh, coincidentally, I'm back as well. Interesting, n'est ce pas?
No, your presence here is irrelevant. I am the saviour of every site in which I visit. Every time I leave, their numbers dwindle, as you clearly saw here. What IS a co-incidence would be the fact you decided to return on the very day I did. Hmmm?
Bick and his dual. Weirdness.
If believing this to be true makes you feel better about yourself, then go ahead. I am all for increasing one's low self-esteem, although I would suggest a visit to a psychiatrist. I hear they work wonders. Why not try it out? Your self-esteem could use a major boost, you wonderful lady you (see, I am helping already).
I don't do duals, little girl. Never have, and never shall. To do so is beneath my station.