Seriously, voyager writers

[whisky]

How much weed did they smoke to consider a guy desperately wanting to bang a two year old girl was a good story point?

Especially when the only excuse was "well she looked older"

 

[CaptainWacky]

The age of consent will be lowered to two by then.

 

[Hambil]

Thanks to Obama and TEH GAYS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Kate Winslet just won an Oscar for playing A Nazi chick who banged a 15-year-old kid.

The sky's the limit now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lucky kid.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

KIDDIE FIDDLER HITTLER LOL

 

[Big Dick McGee]

B&B raping our childhoods, literally?!?!

 

[Cassie]

Since she aged backwards, she wouldn't actually be two. She'd be as many yrs old as she lived. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT KES, RIGHT?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Kes aged normally, just very fast as she only lived for nine years.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I don't even remember who was dating Kes. Was it Lt. Jim Hitler?

 

[Cassie]

Neelix!

 

[Dr Dave]

Paris also wanted to date her.

He was married to her iirc in the alternate timeline.

 

[Dark Pickle]

So her 2 years was the equivelant of 18 years or something for a human girl?

That's legal.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

So, who was Lt. Jim Hitler dating?

 

[Dr Dave]

Nobody.

 

[whisky]

Eva Borg

 

[Big Dick McGee]

That's right! Jim Hitler was dating Eva Borg, and Poo Poo MacFarlane was dating Jenny Mussollini.

 

[whisky]

And dont forget the Tojo sisters

 

[CaptainWacky]

Even if she's physically mature at two years old she's still only live for TWO YEARS. She'll only have two years of experience. You can't be mature enough to consent to sex after two years. JIMMY JACKS>

 

[Cassie]

She'll never be old enough to suck it!