CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Older Football Man: Aye, the referee was a Jap, so he was...we're no the air, are we?
Younger Football Man: Nah! So how about that female lineswoman?
OFM: Chuffing Norah, a female flaming lineswoman, chuffing hell, they don't even know themselves the offside rule!
YFM: Hahaha, that's brilliant, because of the stereotype about women not knowing the offisde rule...haha...
OFM: It's true, lad, it's true. Chuffing birdcages, ask any woman the offside rule and they won't know it.
YFM: Haha, brilliant.
OFM: 'ere lad, 'ave a butcher's at this.
YFM: A what?
OFM: 'ave a look lad, quickly, before anyone sees and I stop dropping me H's.
YFM: What's that? Those stains...is that...
OFM: That's right lad, I printed out a picture of that bitch Karren Brady and came all over it! Those stains are my actual cum that I produced through the act of masturbation!
YFM: Umm...that'll show her?
OFM: Too right it will! She might want to be respected as a businesswoman, but there's nothing she can do to stop me from cumming all over pictures of her!
YFM: Hahaha...brilliant...I gues...haha!
OFM: Aye up, lad, there's that lineswoman.
YFM: I guess I should cum all over her LINESWOMAN BOOK* and and then she'll take it out of her pocket and see my cum and feel degraded.
OFM: GREAT IDEA, LAD!
YFM: Yeah...
OFM: Then we can spit on all the black players!
YFM: And the Jews!
THE END
*I don't know if lineswomen have books
Younger Football Man: Nah! So how about that female lineswoman?
OFM: Chuffing Norah, a female flaming lineswoman, chuffing hell, they don't even know themselves the offside rule!
YFM: Hahaha, that's brilliant, because of the stereotype about women not knowing the offisde rule...haha...
OFM: It's true, lad, it's true. Chuffing birdcages, ask any woman the offside rule and they won't know it.
YFM: Haha, brilliant.
OFM: 'ere lad, 'ave a butcher's at this.
YFM: A what?
OFM: 'ave a look lad, quickly, before anyone sees and I stop dropping me H's.
YFM: What's that? Those stains...is that...
OFM: That's right lad, I printed out a picture of that bitch Karren Brady and came all over it! Those stains are my actual cum that I produced through the act of masturbation!
YFM: Umm...that'll show her?
OFM: Too right it will! She might want to be respected as a businesswoman, but there's nothing she can do to stop me from cumming all over pictures of her!
YFM: Hahaha...brilliant...I gues...haha!
OFM: Aye up, lad, there's that lineswoman.
YFM: I guess I should cum all over her LINESWOMAN BOOK* and and then she'll take it out of her pocket and see my cum and feel degraded.
OFM: GREAT IDEA, LAD!
YFM: Yeah...
OFM: Then we can spit on all the black players!
YFM: And the Jews!
THE END
*I don't know if lineswomen have books