So the bible is just like Avatar or something...

[CaptainWacky]

And Alex Reid is going to be the next Bond.

Stephen's such a prat lol.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sometimes he looks kind of like the Robert Picardo taxi driving robot in Total Recall.

 

[The Tomtrek]

All I could think was that "it takes a while to get into, but it ends up being the most amazing experience" is probably the same line he uses to get girls to do anal.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I'll hunt for YOUR Red October!"