Some ebayers are thick as shit

[whisky]

So I am selling a loose action figure, it says loose in the title, in the description it says without packaging, and there are two photos of it not in a package, and yet I get two questions from the same guy, one after the other.

Is this figure in its original packaging?

Can I see a picture of it in its packaging?


No dickhead, you can't!

 

[whisky]

and now he is telling me he has a friend in character options who knows this figure isnt real

 

[headvoid]

Tell him that is what makes it so valuable

 

[CaptainWacky]

Make some fake packaging out of a cereal box.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Tony says "theeeeeyyy'rrrrre GREAT!", what more does the guy want?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Turns the milk choclately and everythink!

 

[Yub]

We need moron death camps. Is it eugenics if we kill all the morons? Whoops guess I'm not as smart as I thought, they're coming to take me away.

 

[Yub]

Seriously thought that guy is a idiot, whisky.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"An" idiot, surely? How did you score 100% on that grammar test?

 

[FBI parte due]

Maybe they pronounce it "yidiot" in Australia.

 

[Gagh]

Get a piece of cardboard, write the name of the movie / series the figure is from at the top. Write below the figure's name, then write "Non Fake Special Edition for Thick Fucktards Who Can't Read Item Listings". Blu Tak the figure to the centre of the card. Take a photo, and send it to him.

 

[whisky]

He still managed to send two more messages after I told him I would report him if he sent more.

Which I did, whilst also giving ebay the item number off the side of the box, the manufacturers name, the name of the shop where I got it, and offered to show them photos of the box and receipt.

I cant understand the facination some "adult" collectors seem to have with needing the original box, even if the figure has been removed from it.

 

[Gagh]

What is the figure, out of curiousity?

 

[CaptainWacky]

An ultra rare Boba Fett without his helmet from 1979. He has Wedge's face.

 

[Gagh]

And Jabba's arms.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Leia's feet, which is how he got the name "Boba Fett, LADY FEET!"

 

[Yub]

"An" idiot, surely? How did you score 100% on that grammar test?

I posted that under the influence of of oxycodone. T'was the drug that did it, I swear.