Some Rule Changes for the Forthcoming World Cup

[Gagh]

In an amazing twist, FIFA have scrapped goals - instead points will be scored by people who are in possession of a vast hoard of images and videos of hot female celebreties. Images and Videos of Michelle Trachtenberg, for some reason will count as triple.

England have been renamed as favourites after notoriously hardline England Manager Fabio "Freddie Clarke" Cappello ditched his entire squad for a man known only as The Tomtrek.

OMG.

 

[Mentalist]

NOW WE HAVE TO SEE IF HE EVEN OPENS THE THREAD!

 

[Gagh]

That was part of the fun, yes!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Nip-slips are good for an immediate bye into the next round.

 

[Blindgroping]

#3: head butts to the chest will not only get you immediately expelled, but your team will automatically loose that round.

 

[Blindgroping]

NOW WE HAVE TO SEE IF HE EVEN OPENS THE THREAD!

I am waiting for this thread you speak off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Scotland will be back in the running too!

(I only opened this thread because I search for Tomtrek's name ever five minutes.)

 

[Gagh]

Day 1 of The Tomtrek by not opening this thread in the belief it is sports related!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well you wouldn't open a thread if you thought it contained nude pics of Dawn French, to be fair!

Wait, you probably would. WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T, EH LADS?

 

[Gagh]

THIS IS MY TOMTREK DETRACTING THREAD AND IT WILL BE MY EVIL TRICK!

(I would only open a thread like that if it was naked Lenny Henry).

 

[curiousa2z]

TRICKSY!

 

[curiousa2z]

SO TRICKSY, everyone but Tomtrek has fallen for it!

 

[Dr Dave]

I like the new rules.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'll never read this thread.

 

[Gagh]

Two days and he's caved!

 

[Dr Dave]

It was bound to happen.