Someone on here is Impersonating me. I am Shahan

[The_Commandant]

Listen, I don't know who was impersonating me, and I don't care. Who ever Shahan Returns is, is a jackass. I was at work and now he's got everyone on KOT thinking I'm out to get them. Fuck that shit. Don't fucking do that. I've been trying to gain back their trust for a long ass, time so don't fuck this up. I'm not planning to attack KOT. I am the real shahan aka The Commandant. Cut this shit out. I AM NOT PLANNING TO ATTACK KOT.

 

[Cacophony]

Poor Shahan

 

[Cacophony]

I'm not sure, though... this kind of sounds like the person that was posting earlier.

Can you prove you were at work?

 

[The_Commandant]

Prove it? How the fuck can I prove it though? I've been at work from 4-8. This is the first time I've ever heard of this forum. You just told me about on AIM. This is ridiculous. Short story, I am not Shahan Returns. I am not plannign to attack KOT. I am the real Shahan Islam Khilji

 

[The Dork Lord]

Moar phun?

 

[Cacophony]

Shahan, people just aren't convinced.

 

[Sarek]

Listen, I don't know who was impersonating me, and I don't care. Who ever Shahan Returns is, is a jackass. I was at work and now he's got everyone on KOT thinking I'm out to get them. Fuck that shit. Don't fucking do that. I've been trying to gain back their trust for a long ass, time so don't fuck this up. I'm not planning to attack KOT. I am the real shahan aka The Commandant. Cut this shit out. I AM NOT PLANNING TO ATTACK KOT.

I'm trying real hard to be concerned about this.

Yeah, ok, I'm really not.

 

[The_Commandant]

Well I don't care. I'm just trying to set things strait.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I AM NOT PLANNING TO ATTACK KOT.

But are you planning to attack KOT?

 

[jack]

How did this one turn out?

 

[Cacophony]

Sadly, I managed to convince him to start posting here, but then he got fed up with everything and said he was done with it.

He'll probably be around tomorrow, though. Who knows.

It had such potential... I blame the fact that he was bombarded by IMs and that made him wary...

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I think I'd prefer Cacophany's sex chat logs to her misguided attempts to bring in strays.

 

[The Dork Lord]

So far teh n00bz have been AT LEAST as good as sex chat logz...

 

[Cacophony]

He deleted his accounts everywhere else, I had to get him posting SOMEWHERE so people could laugh at him

Hey, you hit 39K, DL! I'd karma you, but I think I did last night and I don't think it'll let me again

 

[jack]

I'd karma you too but you know who is obsessed with you know what.

 

[Cacophony]

It's the thought that counts

You would have liked trolling Shahan. The kid was relentless, and he'd do whatever he was told to get back on the forum he's bitching about.

He's SO easy to fuck with, turning him red would have set him off.

Alas, he's done with the internets... except for youtube.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Alas, he's done with the internets... except for youtube.

LNX PLZ THX

 

[Cacophony]

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=IWalkOnBothFeet

He's also Muslim.