SONG I WROTE ABOUT GAGH

[CaptainWacky]

SANTA BABY, MARC MERO'S BEATING SABLE UNDER THE TREE, HEE HEE
HE'S BEING AN AWFUL WILDMAN, SANTA BABY, SUNNY WITH THE SMOKING GUNNS TONIGHT
IMAGINE A DIVERGANT TIMELINE WHERE STEVIE RICHARDS WAS SHAWN MICHAELS AND CHARLOTTE CHURCH WAS TOLKIEN
IT WOULD BE WEIRD
BUT THAT TIMELINE EXISTS NOW THAT I HAVE OBSERVED IT
THAT'S WHAT SCIENCE SAYS
NOT SCIENCE FROM BIG BROTHER
I DON'T THINK YOU WATCH THAT SERIES
BUT YOU REMEMBER JADE, RIGHT?
SHE DIED OF CANCER
THAT'S FUNNY!
WELL
NOT FUNNY
BUT IT'S SOMETHING
ANYWAY
SANTA BABY, GO FUCK A LEMON TREE TONIGHT
HAHAHAHAHAH
THE DEATHLY HAROLD BISHOPS
GIRLS HAVE NOSES

 

[Gagh]

TODD LANDERS IS GONNA TAKE YOU ON A RIDE TO SPACE MOUNTAIN, BRUTHA, WOOOO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Todd is like a God in this country.