Speaking of mattresses.....

[Dershocka]

Has anyone ever got so drunk they shat all over the bed, and it looked like a Rorshach test?

Me either.

 

[Loktar]

Me neither.

I have excellent bladder and bowel control even while drunk.

 

[Brickvader]

Yeah it happened... to a friend of mine..

Yeah a friend..

 

[The Question]

I've never been to Belize...

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Did you read it?