STAR WARS

[Mentalist]

Discuss.

 

[TK Jester]

Sarlaac's pit
Lando's wit
Ewok's bit
Greedo's hit!

 

[Mentalist]

I like you. Perfect example of a good dual.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Star Wars is the best trilogy ever committed to film. The OT, I mean. The LotR is a close second, but I found the films overlong and they relied too much on sweeping cinematography and swelling music to evoke emotion, while the SW OT did the same through writing and characterization.

 

[Mentalist]

The PT had visible Padme nipples.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Well, there you go, you've convinced me THE PT IS MUCH SEX00R THAN THE OT!

 

[Mentalist]

Sarlaac pits!
Jimmy Smitts!
Padme's tits!
Anakins fits!

 

[TK Jester]

Bravo, Menty
You're teh best
I'll miss you most
(I digressed)

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Star Wars
Nothin' but Star Waaaaars
Those crazy waaaaaaaars!

 

[Mentalist]

I love Bill Murray. TEH BEST!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Watto's greed,
I think there's a planet called Theed,
Padme's what I need,
Her and Ani did the deed,

Or something

 

[Gagh]

I WANT A REEL LYFE LITE SAYBER LOL

 

[whisky]

I want a light shaver

 

[Mentalist]

I want Natalie Portman


*I'm a broken record of Portman love!*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Now, viceroy, we shall discuss a new treaty.

 

[Gagh]

She would have meant business if she had said that wearing a tiny bikini top & thong.

 

[MORBO]

HAN SOLO OUTDRANK GREEDO IN THE CANTINA. HE DOWNED THE FIRST SHOT.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

"I have altered the agreement. Pray I don't alter it further, cupcakeER!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

"He's no good to me dead. DEAD TIRED!"