Thanks to Facebook...

[Friday]

...the "real name troll" is pretty much useless now.

Just sayin'... :lol:

 

[Bickendan]

Oh noes?

 

[Friday]

Not meant to signify anything.

I just was amused by the thought, is all...

 

[jack]

Yeah, what a surprise to discover my real name is jack, huh?

 

[Donovan]

I still say I'm a black man. Who you gonna believe, me or your lyin' eyes?

 

[Conchaga]

It's my penis that lies. It tells me I'm attracted to things I normally wouldn't be attracted to. It acts up a lot when there's alcohol involved.

 

[Donovan]

We've all been there I think. It's called Saturday morning wolftrap: you wake up with your arm curled underneath something so scary that you would rather chew off the arm to get away than wake it up...

 

[Conchaga]

What's worse is when you totally screwed up and brought her back to your place AND SHE WONT LEAVE THEN STARTS EATING YOUR FOOD!

 

[Love Child]

What's worse is when you totally screwed up and brought her back to your place AND SHE WONT LEAVE THEN STARTS EATING YOUR FOOD!

Or HE.

 

[Bickendan]

Then you have to scratch him or her under the chin and behind the ears and take them for walks everyday...

 

[Seph]

i just yell get the fuck out and they go i mean really scream when the spit comes out.

 

[Donovan]

I have a fake tube of herpes medication I leave out on the counter in such occasions. Works like a charm.