The Beauty Of Toast.

The Question

Eternal
Ahhh... your skin. So deliciously golden-brown. So light, so crispy... Oh, I could make sweet love to you for hours.

Except yer just a piece of fuckin' toast.
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Pass the butter.
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Pass teh lube!
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Cinnamon-flavored jellied lubricant?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Toast doesn't have skin!
 

Blindgroping

U mad 'bro?
A friend once gave me a giant banner that said:
TOAST IS MY FRIEND!
 

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
MARMALADE IS MY PAL!


just thought I'd join the fun.

the word marmalade looks funny on the screen.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Does toast feel pain?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Have you ever asked it?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
HE'S DRIVING HOME FOR TURKEY DAY, Y'ALL!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
THEN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING KNWO?
 
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