The Collected Songs of Solitude

[The Dork Lord]

Now in one thread fot your reading pleasure!

Song 1

Why am I here?

Why don’t you
tell me why you
think you’re here?

*chuckle*
Because this is
the only place that
will still have me?

Maybe it’s the
only place you
can still tolerate?

I didn’t put myself here.
They sent me.

I’ve told you before:
You can leave as soon
as you’re ready.

Ready? What’s that mean?
What have I done?

You know what you did.
You just don’t know that
it’s wrong. That’s why
you’re here.

Nothing I’ve done could
possibly be as wrong as
what’s been done to me
since I’ve been here:

I’ve been beaten, electrocuted,
raped, medicated, lobotomized
and experimented on medically
All of which I’ll be made to pay
for as it’s not covered by
my insurance.

What you did was worse.
Much worse.

And what was that?

YOU

TOLD

THE

TRUTH!

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Song 2

A desert island
A cabin in the
middle of a forest
The bottom of the
ocean…space yeah
Space, or the past or
I could shrink myself
An alternate universe
They would never find
me there or maybe the
End of time!

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Song 3

U GON EAT UR FRUIT-CUP?

Here.

THNX! U SHUD RLY EAT BETTA, UNO?

Everyone dies.

UR MEAN!!1 U DESERVE UR BUTTRAPES!

You deserve the diarrhea the fake fruit gives you.

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Song 4

I don’t do it to hurt them
I make them well
I heal them

You see…people
people are machines
programmed to respond
to stimulus. Positive and
negative reinforcement
and if that doesn’t work
there’s always drugs!

It might seem harsh
to the untrained eye
but it is out of love
that we brutalize
their bodies it is
out of love that
we dissect their
minds: it is out
of love that we
end their lives.

This is for their
own good and
the good of
society.


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Song 5

How many of us are there?

WHAT U MEAN?

How many prisoners?

PATIENTS.

Inmates
Immigrants
Slaves
Consumers
Whatever.
It’s just fucking words.
How many?

LOL HOW WUD I NO?!

You’ve been here longer than me.

UR SO CONCERNED WIF DETAILS
FUK IT! IM GON WORK OUT. SPOT ME?

Go fuck yourself.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Song 6

You seem to be causing
some problems with the
other patients, asking
the wrong questions.
Criticizing the wrong
policies…

What other patients?
There’s me and the
fruit-cup fruit.
That’s it.

There’s more.

Bullshit.

There could be more.
Anyway, you’re missing
The point. This counter-
culture nonsense is
standing in the way
of your recovery.

Scaring the shit out
of you: more like.
you don’t give a fuck
about my mind. You
care about your budget
and your lab rats: and
which intern hasn’t
blown you yet.

My, such hostility.
I had hoped that all
Your sarcasm and
Deflection were
merely some brand
of humor; but I’m
afraid you might be
completely antisocial
or a sociopath.

Aren’t those the same thing?

I was dumbing it down.

Fuck you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'LL PRINT IT OUT AND MAIL IT TO GORDON BROWN TO CONFUSE HIM FURTHER

 

[Cassie]

Mail a copy to Gordon Ramsey too!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Song 7


OMG LOL
LIKE, SO NE WAY
IM OFF MY DIET
NOW! FUCK IT I
WANT CHOCOLATE!

NOT LIKE NE 1 WANTS
ME NE WAY

OMG U WONT
B LEV WUT HPPND

LOL OMFG WTF

 

[The Dork Lord]

Song 8

I could kill myself
then they’d HAVE to
leave me alone,
wouldn’t they?
No. Wait. Fuck that.
Then I’d be dead.
I know I could kill
everyone else! Start
the apocalypse early!

There must be some
nukes I could set off;
or some plague I could
unleash…nah too much
work. Damn damn damn.

If I could work from home
order everything online or
through the phone or mail;
and never leave the house
I would only have to deal
with delivery people and
I could tip them to not
speak to me and leave
quickly; then I suppose
I wouldn’t have to do any
thing rash…I hope.

 

[Cassie]

Parts of this I like.. but it is really confusing. I don't know who the narrator is, or if it's all the same person. I like the chocolate and apocalypse theme you got going on there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think when you're insane the narration can lose internal consistence.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Song 9


How are we feeling today?

SAD.

And why would that be?

NO 1 WANTS TO HEAR
WHAT I HAV 2 SAY. PPL
DUNT CARE ABT ME N
THINK I AM DUM.

Do you think you’re dumb?

YES. I MEAN NO. I MEAN
I DUNNO. IM NOT AS SMART
AS SOME PPL, BUT IM NOT
AS DUM AS PPL THINK.

Is that what you really believe?

NO.

Tell me the truth then, please.
Your honest opinion.

*CRIES*
IM STUPID AND UGLY AND
FAT AND SHALLOW AND I
NEVER SAY THE RIGHT THING!

You’re absolutely right. You are
completely worthless. I should
have you put to death right
now to conserve resources.

THEN Y DUNT U?

I might need you later.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Song 10


Y R U SO MEAN 2 PPL?

People are a disease. We’re
Parasites, we consume and
Exploit everything we can
With no thought to anything
Other than our own needs and
Gratification. We torture rape
and kill each other for little
or no reason, we pollute the
very planet that sustains us.

THERES NO 1
U CARE ABT?
NO 1 U LUV?

There’s a few individuals
I trust respect and admire,
yes. But even with those,
I’m waiting for the inevitable
betrayal. People are fucking
scum. The world would be
a better places if we
were all dead.

I THINK U NEED 2 GET LAID.

I think you need to kill as many people
as you can find; then yourself.

 

[Cassie]

The red font is a 13yr old emo chick, isn't it?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Something like that...

 

[FBI parte due]

And the white font is a 17 year old emo chick?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Or the minefield is obsessed with underage emo chicks?

 

[The Dork Lord]

MOAR EMO HATESPEACH!

Song 11


Dear World.

You might think
that I miss you.
That I’ll soon
come to my
senses and
once again
become a
healthy
productive
member of
society; a
happy
little cog
in the
machine.

You might
think that
but you’d
be wrong.

I will hate you
forever and if
I ever return, it
will be to
destroy you.

Fuck off
and die,

Me

 

[CaptainWacky]

I never know when to hit return.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Song 12


NO 1 LISTENS
NO 1 CARES
EVERY 1 ONLY
WANTS TO USE
ME

ITS OK
PPL CAN
USE ME
JUST DUNT
PRETEND
ITS NE THING
ELSE

IM NOT THAT
DUM, I NO
WHEN SUMTHING
IS REAL N WHEN
ITS FAKE

 

[Cassie]

EMO CYBERSLUT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

SOME OF THEM WANT TO BE USE, SOME OF THEM WANT TO BE ABUSED?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Song 13


I wanted to try something
different today, which is
why I’ve brought all of
you together; you share
some of the same
problems, and I thought
maybe we could work on
these problems as a group.

Three.

Pardon?

That’s how
many of us
there are.
Three.

Nonsense. This is a fully
functional mental health
facility with dozens of
staff, and hundreds of
patients.

Bullshit.

LOL! UR CRAZY!

We don’t use words
like that here. We say
‘troubled’, or
‘confused’ but never
crazy, or insane.

I might not be playing
with a full deck, but
this aint the Laughing
Academy; and you
sure as fuck aint the
shrink. None of this
is real; and none of
these people are real.
Just the three of us.

How can you be so
sure of what’s real
and what’s not?
You just admitted
that your grip on
reality is perhaps
not the firmest…

OMG!
FIRM GRIP!
LOL!

I’m certainly no
crazier than either
of you.

I’m a professional mind healer.
I’ve studied for years to get here.
What makes you think I’d have
Any mental illnesses?

I’ve seen you when you order an
electroshock treatment you have
a huge predatory grin on your
face, usually accompanied by
an equally huge erection.

OMFG LMAO ROFL!

I think we’ve made enough
progress for today; we’ll
continue this tomorrow.