The CU Twenty Post Countdown

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With twenty posts left until I hit 10,000... I will spend these with profound thoughts... absolutely none of which are mine.

"Just think how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider." Anton LaVey

 

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"You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up." George Carlin

 

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"One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired." George Carlin

 

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"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate." George Burns

 

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"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby

 

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"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized." Adolf Hitler

 

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"My pistols, however, I always kept by me." Jesse James

 

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"I don't know why you are treating me like this. The only thing I have done is carry a pistol into a movie." Lee Harvey Oswald

 

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"I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in." Charles Manson

 

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"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week." George Patton

 

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"Holy cow... that's a lot of fucking Indians." George Custer

 

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"It is good that war is so horrible, or we might grow to like it." Robert E. Lee

 

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"The Negro revolution is controlled by foxy white liberals, by the Government itself. But the Black Revolution is controlled only by God." Malcom X.

Malcom knew the score.

 

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"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth." Chuck Norris

 

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"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." Orson Welles

 

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"I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman." Jack Nicholson

 

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"I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV. I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living." Lexa Doig

 

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"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." Mae West

 

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"Everywhere that freedom stirs, let tyrants fear." George W. Bush

 

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And finally... number 10,000.

"So shut the fuck up bitch." Shal to Cait.