Darth Abominus
You bitches KNOW I'm awesome!
Okay, when I was a young Sith Lord, Pops used to say "'should take those cupcakeers and send 'em back to Africa."
Well, I have no problem with the darkies as long as I don't have to listen to that shit they call music or be mugged or shot for looking at one of them "the wrong way."
But the gays, well...I have a problem here, one that's not so much religious as philosophical. The religious right will agree with me on this one, namely, that gays acting out their sexual desire is deviant. It's against the natural order.
Case in point: a lot of fags point out that "hey, even in nature, you see homosexual activity."
Sure, a male dog will fuck another male dog up the ass. Sure. We've all seen it.
But two male dogs fucking certainly won't create another dog, and the same is true of two male humans putting their dicks up each other's ass.
And as much as I admit that I enjoy watching it, two women licking each other's pussies and rubbing their clits together won't create new life.
So...there's my take on the issue.
So, what do we do with these fuckers? Yeah, let 'em get married so they can pretend their fucking is somehow "normal" and just go on reading the paper and get that second cup of coffee.
No. Nor can we put them in camps or exterminate them en masse. Might be a good idea for people who actually like Kenny G, but not fags. We'd have too many martyrs.
So what we do is get one of these, an artificial island. I don't give a fuck how we make it, so long as it's a quality job. I don't want to create a huge floating slum. Again, the media would make it into "Land of the Elton John Loving Martyrs" or some such.
So you get one of these made, and you tell the fags: "Look, here's a new place for you. You just have to pay for airfare. You'll have job opportunities and soon enough you can build houses and create a new society for yourselves."
"And here on this place, you can get married and watch Sex in the City the "Movie" all you want and spread diseases and eat shit and whatever the fuck else it is you people do."
"But if you don't want to go, well...that's a problem. We don't want to hear one peep about your rights, your so-called 'persecution," none of that bullshit.
"And we're taking those fucking Will and Grace reruns off the air."
So there it is.
But what to call this place? I have some suggestions,
If you didn't know, the name Lesbos is taken.
So how about the following names?
"Fagtopia."
"Queertopia."
"The US of Gay" (my personal favorite)
"Fag Island"
"AIDSlandia"
"Streisandland" (emphasis on the second syllable makes it sound legit)
Any other suggestions?
Well, I have no problem with the darkies as long as I don't have to listen to that shit they call music or be mugged or shot for looking at one of them "the wrong way."
But the gays, well...I have a problem here, one that's not so much religious as philosophical. The religious right will agree with me on this one, namely, that gays acting out their sexual desire is deviant. It's against the natural order.
Case in point: a lot of fags point out that "hey, even in nature, you see homosexual activity."
Sure, a male dog will fuck another male dog up the ass. Sure. We've all seen it.
But two male dogs fucking certainly won't create another dog, and the same is true of two male humans putting their dicks up each other's ass.
And as much as I admit that I enjoy watching it, two women licking each other's pussies and rubbing their clits together won't create new life.
So...there's my take on the issue.
So, what do we do with these fuckers? Yeah, let 'em get married so they can pretend their fucking is somehow "normal" and just go on reading the paper and get that second cup of coffee.
No. Nor can we put them in camps or exterminate them en masse. Might be a good idea for people who actually like Kenny G, but not fags. We'd have too many martyrs.
So what we do is get one of these, an artificial island. I don't give a fuck how we make it, so long as it's a quality job. I don't want to create a huge floating slum. Again, the media would make it into "Land of the Elton John Loving Martyrs" or some such.
So you get one of these made, and you tell the fags: "Look, here's a new place for you. You just have to pay for airfare. You'll have job opportunities and soon enough you can build houses and create a new society for yourselves."
"And here on this place, you can get married and watch Sex in the City the "Movie" all you want and spread diseases and eat shit and whatever the fuck else it is you people do."
"But if you don't want to go, well...that's a problem. We don't want to hear one peep about your rights, your so-called 'persecution," none of that bullshit.
"And we're taking those fucking Will and Grace reruns off the air."
So there it is.
But what to call this place? I have some suggestions,
If you didn't know, the name Lesbos is taken.
So how about the following names?
"Fagtopia."
"Queertopia."
"The US of Gay" (my personal favorite)
"Fag Island"
"AIDSlandia"
"Streisandland" (emphasis on the second syllable makes it sound legit)
Any other suggestions?
