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Gagh

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
Yeah, but the Sunday Sport outdit that in it's glory years

"WORLD WAR II BOMBER FOUND ON MOON"
"STATUE OF ELVIS FOUND ON MARS"
"ROSE WEST ATE MY GUINEA PIG"
"BUS FOUND BURIED AT SOUTH POLE"
"MARILYN MONROE REINCARNATED AS LETTUCE"

I remember all of these!
 
Fuddlemiff

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
"HENOCH: MY SECRET HETEROSEXUAL LIFE I KEPT FROM THE WORLD"
 
CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Oh it was just a Gordon Ramsay lookalike sex dwarf...not a dwarf Gordon Ramsay had used for sex. Still strange about the badgers.
 
Ilyanna

Ilyanna

moral imperfection
never underestimate those badgers. They are very secretive, especially in winter. Who knows what deviant schemes go on in those badger caves? (I don't)
 
Gagh

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
I once saw a rocket-powered badger with detachable front-paws and heat-vision.
 
Ilyanna

Ilyanna

moral imperfection
Ooooh, the hispeed-badgers! They replace their paws with bad-ass weapons such as circular laser saws or, even worse, the infamous stainless steel precision barbeque tongs. When they target you, damn, you better find a freezer to hide in until winter comes, because if they catch you, they'll give you the blues!

If you need even more reason to fear those monsters - here, that's what urbandictionary has to say:
They are the dudes of the forest, so dont mess, seriously, you go anywhere near these guys and the will attack, and trust me they are fast, one chased my mate and had him trapped up a tree for half an hour once! If they werent so few, they would rule the world with a badger army no problem!
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CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
HEADVOID *shakes fist*
 
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