CaptainWacky
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In this thread I will present my female celebrity list for 2023 as well as the latest updated version of my overally list from the list 16 years, the Wacky Hot One Hundred version 21! The 2023 list will come first as it is significantly shorter! The WHOH is the main event, of course, but I think the yearly list is interesting as it shows who did best this year alone and is more reflective of my current opinions! Please don't take any of this seriously and please stop reading if you already think it's a bit weird. It is an autistic obsession I've had for many years which has grown in scope greatly in that time.
1) 30 points for number 1 in the twice weekly top tens, 29 for second place and so on (35 for number 1 in the super rare top 35 specials.)
2) This isn't meant as some weird definitive "hotness list" or anything; it's just a list of the girls I have liked in 2023 because I like noting the girls I like. I do not think girls should be judged by how they look; these are just my opinions based on many factors; this is just my weird thing please don't take it seriously. I don't even fully understand the reasons behind the criteria for rankings myself, to be honest. It's just female celebrities I like and who make life bearable for me!
3) List includes those who identify as female or non-binary at time of posting.
4) The number after their name is the number of points they scored this year.
5) REMEMBER THIS IS JUST THE 2023 LIST USING ONLY 2023 DATA!
6) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS YEARLY NUMBER ONES
2020: Kiernan Shipka
2021: Kiernan Shipka
2022: Natalie Portman
2023 LIST
221) Mandip Gill: 2
220) Emily Browning: 3
219) Nicole Maines: 3
218) Hannah Fry: 4
217) Liv Tyler: 4
216) Mia Kirshner: 4
215) Alicia Vikander: 5
214) Jameela Jamil: 5
213) Cora Jade: 6
212) Jakara Jackson: 6
211) Konnie Huq: 6
210) Margaret Qualley: 7
209) Mercedes Varnado: 7
208) Phoebe Tonkin: 7
207) Julia Hart: 8
206) Rose McIver: 8
205) Hikaru Shida: 9
204) Jodie Comer: 9
203) Kristen Stewart: 9
202) Nicole Kang: 9
201) Alice Roberts: 10
200) Claudia Doumit: 10
199) Lou Llobell: 10
198) Madeleine Madden: 10
197) May Calamawy: 10
196) Zoe de Grand'Maison: 11
195) Maude Apatow: 12
194) Ashley Park: 13
193) Charity Wakefield: 13
192) Izabela Vidovic: 13
191) Kristen Bell: 13
190) Myanna Buring: 13
189) Natsupoi: 13 - If you don't know who someone is, they might be a Japanese wrestler.
188) Ritu Arya: 13
187) Becky G: 14
186) Emma Watson: 14
185) Mina Sundwall: 14
184) Kayla Compton: 15
183) Rihanna: 17
182) Melissa Barrera: 18
181) Saki Kashima: 18
180) Dua Lipa: 19
179) Amy Acker: 20
178) Giulia: 20
177) Xia Li: 20
176) Agam Darshi: 21
175) Lily Collins: 22
174) AJ Odudu: 23
173) Kiana James: 23
172) Dichen Lachman: 25
171) Elizabeth Olsen: 25
170) Talia Ryder: 25
169) Eva Green: 26
168) Leni Klum: 26
167) Isabelle Fuhrman: 27
166) Michelle Trachtenberg: 27
165) Jessica Parker Kennedy: 29
164) Ming-Na Wen: 29
163) Rosario Dawson: 29
162) Alycia Debnam-Carey: 30 - Would be higher if I saw her more.
161) Maia Jae Bastidas: 30
160) Shakira: 30
159) Magda Apanowicz: 31
158) Camila Mendes: 32
157) Olivia Holt: 33
156) Monica Barbaro: 38
155) Anna Akana: 39
154) Azita Ghanizada: 39
153) Caitlin Stasey: 39
152) Nicole de Boer: 39 - Ezri is still the best Dax.
151) Victoria Coren Mitchell: 39
150) Natalie Morales: 40
149) Teyonah Parris: 40
148) Toni Storm: 40
147) Lucy Boynton: 42
146) Candice Patton: 46
145) Rosabell Laurenti Sellers: 46
144) Imogen Poots: 50
143) Jeri Ryan: 50
142) Skye Blue: 51
141) Ariana Greenblatt: 52
140) Morfydd Clark: 56
139) Millie Gibson: 57 - I've got a feeling she'll be a lot higher on next year's list.
138) Emilia Jones: 58
137) Keke Palmer: 58
136) Danielle Nicolet: 59
135) Emerald Chan: 61
134) Aubrey Plaza: 63
133) Freya Allan: 65
132) Isabela Merced: 66
131) Ruby Cruz: 67
130) Lili Reinhart: 70
129) Emma Raducanu: 71
128) Jasmin Savoy Brown: 73
127) Kiersey Clemons: 76 - Someone I only got into at the end of the year.
126) Anya Chalotra: 80
125) Courtney Eaton: 80
124) Kristine Froseth: 81
123) Dakota Blue Richards: 82
122) Ella Hunt: 85
121) Taylor Swift: 88 - If MooGoo posted in her thread she'd be higher.
120) Anjli Mohindra: 89
119) Dove Cameron: 92
118) Lily Mo Sheen: 93
117) Barbara Palvin: 99
116) Grace Caroline Currey: 100 - Another I only recently started appreciating; should be much higher.
115) Ellie Bamber: 101
114) Jessica Chastain: 101
113) Christina Ricci: 102
112) Dakota Fanning: 102
111) January Jones: 104
110) Yvette Monreal: 105
109) Laurel Marsden: 112
108) Kairi Sane: 113
107) Mackenzie Foy: 113 - She just lives on a horse now.
106) Avril Lavigne: 119
105) Iris Apatow: 123
104) Ella Purnell: 124
103) Brec Bassinger: 128
102) Ceara Coveney: 128 - Could be higher, really.
101) Holly Earl: 128
100) Joey King: 128
99) Zoey Deutch: 128 - Underrated.
98) Charli XCX: 129
97) Katherine McNamara: 129
96) Maya Hawke: 136
95) Scarlett Johansson: 151
94) Bailee Madison: 154
93) Amber Midthunder: 158
92) Ivanna Sakhno: 162 - Her face is very nice.
91) Anna Sawai: 163 - Also has a very good face, I like faces.
90) Lily Allen: 168
89) Zazie Beetz: 170 - She's really nice.
88) Lauren Mayberry: 176 - It's good she posted so much this year.
87) Alison Brie: 184 - Community movie for sure in 2024!
86) Gemma Chan: 185 - She's Chantastic.
85) Olivia Cooke: 187 - Could be a lot higher with more exposure but good to see her in the top 100.
84) Emily Kinney: 191 - Small and cute.
83) Sophie Turner: 193
82) Adelaide Kane: 195 - It was good when she was in Star Trek.
81) Milana Vayntrub: 198 - We need more of her.
80) Yasmeen Fletcher: 198
79) Felicity Jones: 203
78) Cara Delevingne: 207
77) Tiya Sircar: 210
76) Emma Stone: 221 - Criminally underrated. I will do better in 2024.
75) Pom Klementieff: 222
74) Adeline Rudolph: 227 - Her face is great.
73) Diane Guerrero: 229
72) Christine Ko: 244 - There's something about her.
71) Olivia Rodrigo: 246
70) Jennifer Lawrence: 247
69) Inde Navarrette: 249
68) Teagan Croft: 263
67) Angourie Rice: 264 - She's lovely.
66) Nathalie Emmanuel: 264
65) Saoirse Ronan: 275 - Another one who should be much higher but this is still a high ranking if you think about it!
64) Jessica Henwick: 278
63) Florence Pugh: 281 - Pughtiful.
62) Asuka: 298 - Highest ranked wrestler!
61) Zoe Kravitz: 314
60) Sarah Desjardins: 323 - Her eyes.
59) Reina Hardesty: 330 - 2024 will finally be her breakout year.
58) Genevieve Buechner: 338
57) Leven Rambin: 362 - I liked what we saw from her this year.
56) Jenna Coleman: 363
55) Amanda Seyfried: 365 - Great hair.
54) Mckenna Grace: 372 - A high level one to watch.
53) Hayley Atwell: 375
52) Tessa Thompson: 375
51) Freema Agyeman: 386 - Freema gets better ever year.
50) Emma Roberts: 389
49) Iman Vellani: 389 - Great to see her get a well deserved top fifty ranking.
48) Rachel Zegler: 394 - I only started liking her about two months ago so this is very impressive.
47) Lupita Nyong'o: 402
46) Alexandra Daddario: 414 - She has very noticable strong qualities.
45) Milly Alcock: 418 - I hope we see her in another show soon.
44) Sarah Michelle Gellar: 422 - SMG had a great year!
43) Anne Hathaway: 429 - Beautiful Anne is loved by all.
42) Fan Bingbing: 430 - A Chinese hero.
41) Maisie Williams: 432 - Wins the Mophie War.
40) Kathryn Newton: 437 - Cute a ton.
39) Samara Weaving: 458 - Australian a ton.
38) Amita Suman: 489 - A strong one to watch for the future.
37) Gal Gadot: 489
36) Brie Larson: 523 - I still like her!
35) Gillian Jacobs: 525 - Gilly made a bit of a comeback in 2023 and hopefully we see a lot more of her next year.
34) Kat Dennings: 587 - It's nice to see two former WHOH number ones (but not yearly list number ones!) next to each other.
33) Xochitl Gomez: 590 - Went from one to watch to one we're watching.
32) Anna Kendrick: 591 - Anna disappeared for much of the year but still finishes high.
31) Emily Ratajkowski: 602 - EmHota.
30) Karen Gillan: 602 - She had many great outfits this year.
29) Janelle Monáe: 624 - Became one of my favourites this year and it feels good to say it.
28) Selena Gomez: 625 - Selena also really rose and rose in my mind this year.
27) Chloe Grace Moretz: 626 - One of my all time favourites who frankly should be even higher.
26) Mia Goth: 627 - A well deserved high ranking for this great actress.
25) Jess Bush: 634 - I'd visit her Chapel if you know what I mean (I don't know.)
24) Kaitlyn Dever: 663 - Small and good.
23) Ivana Baquero: 681 - The Spanish beauty brought it on Instagram this year.
22) Christina Chong: 733 - You can't go wrong with Christina Chong.
21) Natasha Liu Bordizzo: 739 - Hey she's beautiful.
20) Billie Eilish: 829 - Continues to be cool.
19) Anya Taylor-Joy: 830 - No one else quite looks like Anya and that is to be valued.
18) Lauren Tsai: 835 - One of the best faces out of all the faces.
17) Elle Fanning: 859 - It's a shame The Great got cancelled but she was great in it.
16) Rebecca Ferguson: 878 - Had a really great year and I always love seeing her.
15) Thomasin McKenzie: 890 - Thommo gets a well deserved top 15 ranking!
14) Sadie Sink: 923 - Pale beauty Sadie Sink continues to show her quality.
13) Sophie Thatcher: 924 - Speaking of pale beauties, they literally come no paler than Sophie.
12) Zendaya: 1009 - Last year's runner up drops ten places but I still love Zendaya.
11) Margot Robbie: 1025 - Barbie predictably helped her but she wouldn't be this high if I didn't think she was great.
10) Sydney Sweeney: 1051 - She's become very famous for being hot and I think it's more than deserved. A very worthy top ten ranking for the year.
9) Adria Arjona: 1055 - I greatly loved her this year.
8) Ana de Armas: 1064 - What can you see about Ana de Armas other than "wow."
7) Natalie Portman: 1064 - Finished on the same number of points as de Armas but Natalie was featured on the list more recently so I made her the official number 7. And she's Natalie.
6) Laura Harrier: 1151 - I love her beautiful face and she deserves to be this high.
5) Millie Bobby Brown: 1305 - Millie fans will agree this was her best year ever. Imagine what the future could hold.
4) Hailee Steinfeld: 1597 - Haiz had a great first half of the year then disappeared, but this is a great ranking for anyone.
3) Kiernan Shipka: 1685 - Two-time yearly list number 1 finishes in third place for the second year in a row. The Kikiest.
2) Dafne Keen: 1699 - YEP Dafne cements her place as a female celebrity legend (in my insane mind anyway!) scoring a huge points total and being the WELL DESERVED runner up for 2023.
1) Jenna Ortega: 1862 - On the 2022 year list I predicted "2023 could be her year." I had no idea how right I was. Jenna wins 2023 and I can say I completely understand why! But what does this mean for the Wacky Hot One Hundred...
1) 30 points for number 1 in the twice weekly top tens, 29 for second place and so on (35 for number 1 in the super rare top 35 specials.)
2) This isn't meant as some weird definitive "hotness list" or anything; it's just a list of the girls I have liked in 2023 because I like noting the girls I like. I do not think girls should be judged by how they look; these are just my opinions based on many factors; this is just my weird thing please don't take it seriously. I don't even fully understand the reasons behind the criteria for rankings myself, to be honest. It's just female celebrities I like and who make life bearable for me!
3) List includes those who identify as female or non-binary at time of posting.
4) The number after their name is the number of points they scored this year.
5) REMEMBER THIS IS JUST THE 2023 LIST USING ONLY 2023 DATA!
6) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS YEARLY NUMBER ONES
2020: Kiernan Shipka
2021: Kiernan Shipka
2022: Natalie Portman
2023 LIST
221) Mandip Gill: 2
220) Emily Browning: 3
219) Nicole Maines: 3
218) Hannah Fry: 4
217) Liv Tyler: 4
216) Mia Kirshner: 4
215) Alicia Vikander: 5
214) Jameela Jamil: 5
213) Cora Jade: 6
212) Jakara Jackson: 6
211) Konnie Huq: 6
210) Margaret Qualley: 7
209) Mercedes Varnado: 7
208) Phoebe Tonkin: 7
207) Julia Hart: 8
206) Rose McIver: 8
205) Hikaru Shida: 9
204) Jodie Comer: 9
203) Kristen Stewart: 9
202) Nicole Kang: 9
201) Alice Roberts: 10
200) Claudia Doumit: 10
199) Lou Llobell: 10
198) Madeleine Madden: 10
197) May Calamawy: 10
196) Zoe de Grand'Maison: 11
195) Maude Apatow: 12
194) Ashley Park: 13
193) Charity Wakefield: 13
192) Izabela Vidovic: 13
191) Kristen Bell: 13
190) Myanna Buring: 13
189) Natsupoi: 13 - If you don't know who someone is, they might be a Japanese wrestler.
188) Ritu Arya: 13
187) Becky G: 14
186) Emma Watson: 14
185) Mina Sundwall: 14
184) Kayla Compton: 15
183) Rihanna: 17
182) Melissa Barrera: 18
181) Saki Kashima: 18
180) Dua Lipa: 19
179) Amy Acker: 20
178) Giulia: 20
177) Xia Li: 20
176) Agam Darshi: 21
175) Lily Collins: 22
174) AJ Odudu: 23
173) Kiana James: 23
172) Dichen Lachman: 25
171) Elizabeth Olsen: 25
170) Talia Ryder: 25
169) Eva Green: 26
168) Leni Klum: 26
167) Isabelle Fuhrman: 27
166) Michelle Trachtenberg: 27
165) Jessica Parker Kennedy: 29
164) Ming-Na Wen: 29
163) Rosario Dawson: 29
162) Alycia Debnam-Carey: 30 - Would be higher if I saw her more.
161) Maia Jae Bastidas: 30
160) Shakira: 30
159) Magda Apanowicz: 31
158) Camila Mendes: 32
157) Olivia Holt: 33
156) Monica Barbaro: 38
155) Anna Akana: 39
154) Azita Ghanizada: 39
153) Caitlin Stasey: 39
152) Nicole de Boer: 39 - Ezri is still the best Dax.
151) Victoria Coren Mitchell: 39
150) Natalie Morales: 40
149) Teyonah Parris: 40
148) Toni Storm: 40
147) Lucy Boynton: 42
146) Candice Patton: 46
145) Rosabell Laurenti Sellers: 46
144) Imogen Poots: 50
143) Jeri Ryan: 50
142) Skye Blue: 51
141) Ariana Greenblatt: 52
140) Morfydd Clark: 56
139) Millie Gibson: 57 - I've got a feeling she'll be a lot higher on next year's list.
138) Emilia Jones: 58
137) Keke Palmer: 58
136) Danielle Nicolet: 59
135) Emerald Chan: 61
134) Aubrey Plaza: 63
133) Freya Allan: 65
132) Isabela Merced: 66
131) Ruby Cruz: 67
130) Lili Reinhart: 70
129) Emma Raducanu: 71
128) Jasmin Savoy Brown: 73
127) Kiersey Clemons: 76 - Someone I only got into at the end of the year.
126) Anya Chalotra: 80
125) Courtney Eaton: 80
124) Kristine Froseth: 81
123) Dakota Blue Richards: 82
122) Ella Hunt: 85
121) Taylor Swift: 88 - If MooGoo posted in her thread she'd be higher.
120) Anjli Mohindra: 89
119) Dove Cameron: 92
118) Lily Mo Sheen: 93
117) Barbara Palvin: 99
116) Grace Caroline Currey: 100 - Another I only recently started appreciating; should be much higher.
115) Ellie Bamber: 101
114) Jessica Chastain: 101
113) Christina Ricci: 102
112) Dakota Fanning: 102
111) January Jones: 104
110) Yvette Monreal: 105
109) Laurel Marsden: 112
108) Kairi Sane: 113
107) Mackenzie Foy: 113 - She just lives on a horse now.
106) Avril Lavigne: 119
105) Iris Apatow: 123
104) Ella Purnell: 124
103) Brec Bassinger: 128
102) Ceara Coveney: 128 - Could be higher, really.
101) Holly Earl: 128
100) Joey King: 128
99) Zoey Deutch: 128 - Underrated.
98) Charli XCX: 129
97) Katherine McNamara: 129
96) Maya Hawke: 136
95) Scarlett Johansson: 151
94) Bailee Madison: 154
93) Amber Midthunder: 158
92) Ivanna Sakhno: 162 - Her face is very nice.
91) Anna Sawai: 163 - Also has a very good face, I like faces.
90) Lily Allen: 168
89) Zazie Beetz: 170 - She's really nice.
88) Lauren Mayberry: 176 - It's good she posted so much this year.
87) Alison Brie: 184 - Community movie for sure in 2024!
86) Gemma Chan: 185 - She's Chantastic.
85) Olivia Cooke: 187 - Could be a lot higher with more exposure but good to see her in the top 100.
84) Emily Kinney: 191 - Small and cute.
83) Sophie Turner: 193
82) Adelaide Kane: 195 - It was good when she was in Star Trek.
81) Milana Vayntrub: 198 - We need more of her.
80) Yasmeen Fletcher: 198
79) Felicity Jones: 203
78) Cara Delevingne: 207
77) Tiya Sircar: 210
76) Emma Stone: 221 - Criminally underrated. I will do better in 2024.
75) Pom Klementieff: 222
74) Adeline Rudolph: 227 - Her face is great.
73) Diane Guerrero: 229
72) Christine Ko: 244 - There's something about her.
71) Olivia Rodrigo: 246
70) Jennifer Lawrence: 247
69) Inde Navarrette: 249
68) Teagan Croft: 263
67) Angourie Rice: 264 - She's lovely.
66) Nathalie Emmanuel: 264
65) Saoirse Ronan: 275 - Another one who should be much higher but this is still a high ranking if you think about it!
64) Jessica Henwick: 278
63) Florence Pugh: 281 - Pughtiful.
62) Asuka: 298 - Highest ranked wrestler!
61) Zoe Kravitz: 314
60) Sarah Desjardins: 323 - Her eyes.
59) Reina Hardesty: 330 - 2024 will finally be her breakout year.
58) Genevieve Buechner: 338
57) Leven Rambin: 362 - I liked what we saw from her this year.
56) Jenna Coleman: 363
55) Amanda Seyfried: 365 - Great hair.
54) Mckenna Grace: 372 - A high level one to watch.
53) Hayley Atwell: 375
52) Tessa Thompson: 375
51) Freema Agyeman: 386 - Freema gets better ever year.
50) Emma Roberts: 389
49) Iman Vellani: 389 - Great to see her get a well deserved top fifty ranking.
48) Rachel Zegler: 394 - I only started liking her about two months ago so this is very impressive.
47) Lupita Nyong'o: 402
46) Alexandra Daddario: 414 - She has very noticable strong qualities.
45) Milly Alcock: 418 - I hope we see her in another show soon.
44) Sarah Michelle Gellar: 422 - SMG had a great year!
43) Anne Hathaway: 429 - Beautiful Anne is loved by all.
42) Fan Bingbing: 430 - A Chinese hero.
41) Maisie Williams: 432 - Wins the Mophie War.
40) Kathryn Newton: 437 - Cute a ton.
39) Samara Weaving: 458 - Australian a ton.
38) Amita Suman: 489 - A strong one to watch for the future.
37) Gal Gadot: 489
36) Brie Larson: 523 - I still like her!
35) Gillian Jacobs: 525 - Gilly made a bit of a comeback in 2023 and hopefully we see a lot more of her next year.
34) Kat Dennings: 587 - It's nice to see two former WHOH number ones (but not yearly list number ones!) next to each other.
33) Xochitl Gomez: 590 - Went from one to watch to one we're watching.
32) Anna Kendrick: 591 - Anna disappeared for much of the year but still finishes high.
31) Emily Ratajkowski: 602 - EmHota.
30) Karen Gillan: 602 - She had many great outfits this year.
29) Janelle Monáe: 624 - Became one of my favourites this year and it feels good to say it.
28) Selena Gomez: 625 - Selena also really rose and rose in my mind this year.
27) Chloe Grace Moretz: 626 - One of my all time favourites who frankly should be even higher.
26) Mia Goth: 627 - A well deserved high ranking for this great actress.
25) Jess Bush: 634 - I'd visit her Chapel if you know what I mean (I don't know.)
24) Kaitlyn Dever: 663 - Small and good.
23) Ivana Baquero: 681 - The Spanish beauty brought it on Instagram this year.
22) Christina Chong: 733 - You can't go wrong with Christina Chong.
21) Natasha Liu Bordizzo: 739 - Hey she's beautiful.
20) Billie Eilish: 829 - Continues to be cool.
19) Anya Taylor-Joy: 830 - No one else quite looks like Anya and that is to be valued.
18) Lauren Tsai: 835 - One of the best faces out of all the faces.
17) Elle Fanning: 859 - It's a shame The Great got cancelled but she was great in it.
16) Rebecca Ferguson: 878 - Had a really great year and I always love seeing her.
15) Thomasin McKenzie: 890 - Thommo gets a well deserved top 15 ranking!
14) Sadie Sink: 923 - Pale beauty Sadie Sink continues to show her quality.
13) Sophie Thatcher: 924 - Speaking of pale beauties, they literally come no paler than Sophie.
12) Zendaya: 1009 - Last year's runner up drops ten places but I still love Zendaya.
11) Margot Robbie: 1025 - Barbie predictably helped her but she wouldn't be this high if I didn't think she was great.
10) Sydney Sweeney: 1051 - She's become very famous for being hot and I think it's more than deserved. A very worthy top ten ranking for the year.
9) Adria Arjona: 1055 - I greatly loved her this year.
8) Ana de Armas: 1064 - What can you see about Ana de Armas other than "wow."
7) Natalie Portman: 1064 - Finished on the same number of points as de Armas but Natalie was featured on the list more recently so I made her the official number 7. And she's Natalie.
6) Laura Harrier: 1151 - I love her beautiful face and she deserves to be this high.
5) Millie Bobby Brown: 1305 - Millie fans will agree this was her best year ever. Imagine what the future could hold.
4) Hailee Steinfeld: 1597 - Haiz had a great first half of the year then disappeared, but this is a great ranking for anyone.
3) Kiernan Shipka: 1685 - Two-time yearly list number 1 finishes in third place for the second year in a row. The Kikiest.
2) Dafne Keen: 1699 - YEP Dafne cements her place as a female celebrity legend (in my insane mind anyway!) scoring a huge points total and being the WELL DESERVED runner up for 2023.
1) Jenna Ortega: 1862 - On the 2022 year list I predicted "2023 could be her year." I had no idea how right I was. Jenna wins 2023 and I can say I completely understand why! But what does this mean for the Wacky Hot One Hundred...
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