CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Here we go again...
1) The last list (version 3.0) covered the period November 2007 to April 2009. I have kept METICULOUS records since then. ALL I'm doing is adding the points from the last six months onto that list. Therefore, I'm really only doing A QUARTER as much work as it looks like. So this only took two minutes instead of eight minutes.
2) In a top ten, ten points are awarded for first place, nine for second, eight for third and so on. In a top fifteen it's fifteen points for first, fourteen for second. In a top twenty, twenty points for first and...you get the idea. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead.
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 33 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Insane.
6) Yeah, I know it's still October.
7) I don't even remember who many of these girls are.
PREVIOUS WINNERS
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
AND NOW...
133) Gail Kim: 1 point. Not even hot.
132) Beth Phoenix: 1 point. She's quite hot, actually.
131) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
130) Alexis Bledel: 2 points.
129) Lita: 3 points.
128) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
127) Michelle Heaton: 4 points. Sorry, I think she was wearing spandex on CBB once.
126) Dr. Alice Roberts: 4 points. The thinking man's crumpet...who isn't as hot as Rachel Riley.
125) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
124) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
123) Dichen Lachman: 5 points. Why the long face? No, she's nice.
122) Michelle Ryan: 5 points.
121) Jessica Biel: 5 points.
120) Rebecca Mader: 5 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
119) Zuleikha Robinson: 5 points. Two semi-obscure Lost girls in a row!
118) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points. And how about a semi-obscure BB girl!
117) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points. From House.
116) Sarah Silverman: 5 points. She dug up her granded and raped him to celebrate this ranking.
115) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points. Before she was fat.
114) Georgia Moffet: 6 points.
113) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
112) Billie Piper: 6 points.
111) Rachel Nichols: 6 points. The Orion from Star Trek (2009), fact fans.
110) Sarah Lancaster: 6 points.
109) Emma Roberts: 6 points. Give her a couple of years.
108) Jennifer Carpenter: 7 points. Swears a lot.
107) Eve Myles: 7 points.
106) Franka Potente: 7 points.
105) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points. Janae from Neighbours!
104) Ali Larter: 8 points.
103) Jaime Murray: 8 points.
102) Anna Friel: 8 points. Pushing Daisies was a good show.
101) Charlize Theron: 8 points.
100) Sarah Shahi: 8 points.
99) Anjili Mohindra: 9 points. Would have been higher if I had remembered to include her last week.
98) Cate Blanchett: 9 points.
97) Amanda Seyfried: 9 points.
96) Sophie Winkleman : 9 points. Big Suze!
95) Amrita Rao: 9 points. I WISH FBI COULD SEE THIS.
94) Leven Rambin: 10 points. Terminator was a good show.
93) Evan Rachel Wood: 10 points.
92) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
91) KT Tunstall: 11 points. Gagh liked her.
90) Alizee: 12 points.
89) Laura Vandervoort: 12 points.
88) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
87) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
86) Jade Ewen: 12 points. The hottest SUGABABE ever.
85) Sonya Walger: 13 points. Breasts.
84) Lizzy Caplan: 15 points. Really nice breasts on True Blood.
83) Katee Sachoff: 15 points. BSG was good.
82) Kate Walsh: 15 points. AKA Kate Sidemouth.
81) Holly Willoughby: 16 points.
80) Amy Adams: 16 points.
79) Julie Benz: 16 points.
78) Christina Hendricks: 17 points. BREASTS.
77) Ashleigh Brewer: 17 points.
76) Kristin Kreuk: 18 points.
75) Pink: 19 points.
74) Yvonne Strahovski: 19 points.
73) Kate Beckinsale: 19 points. Overrated.
72) Elyse Levesque: 19 points.
71) Emilia Arata: 20 points. Hottest BB girl ever, IMO.
70) Caitlin Stasey: 20 points. She had a nice nose.
69) Tania Raymonde: 20 points. RETURN IN SEASON SIX
68) Margot Robbie: 20 points. U R hot I'll B UR DAD.
67) Miracle Laurie: 21 points.
66) Maryse Oullet: 21 points. Highest ranked WWE BROAD.
65) Rekha Sharma: 21 points.
64) Amber Heard: 22 points.
63) Beyonce: 23 points.
62) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
61) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah.
60) Michelle Forbes: 24 points. Oldest woman on the list, I think.
59) Grace Park: 25 points. Was hot before she got super skinny.
58) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points.
57) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. "Daddy, I just want a normal life and not to be overrated on hot celebrity lists!
56) Elizabeth Mitchell: 26 points.
55) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
54) Vera Filatova: 26 points. WANK BULLET.
53) Sienna Guillory: 27 points. Plants don't get lonely.
52) Rachel Rice: 29 points. I overrated her during summer 2008 because of BB, so I've split her points with Sara. No one's reading this anyway.
51) Sara Folino: 29 points. Hotter than Rachel.
50) Pippa Black: 33 points. ELLE.
49) Karen Gillan: 34 points. Has a big year ahead.
48) Carey Mulligan: 36 points. Cute.
47) Noirin Kelly: 37 points. We're just friends!
46) Kandyse McClure: 38 points. BSG AGAIN.
45) Sophia Myles: 38 points.
44) Tricia Helfer: 38 points. AGAIN.
43) Kym Valentine: 40 points. She's getting hotter.
42) Lacey Chabert: 41 points.
41) Sarah Chalke: 41 points. Impressive debut.
40) Emilie de Ravin: 45 points. Back on Lost next year.
39) Rachel Riley: 45 points. Great bum.
38) Mila Kunis: 46 points.
37) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points.
36) Zoe Saldana: 50 points.
35) Eliza Dushku: 52 points. Can't act.
34) Lena Headey: 52 points.
33) Leah Cairns: 54 points. Great nippples.
32) Rihanna: 55 points. Meh.
31) Anne Hathaway: 59 points. Classy.
30) Deborah Ann Woll: 59 points. Pale.
29) Allison Mack: 60 points. An old favourite.
28) Megan Fox: 68 points. I included her a few times on the grouns that she's overrated but still hot...but she's STILL way too high on this list, THANKS TO IRONY.
27) Taylor Swift: 70 points. I'MA GONNA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BEYONCE SHOULD BE IN THIS PLACE.
26) Avril Lavigne: 73 points. I LOVE AVRIL I DON'T CARE.
25) Felicia Day: 83 points. Geek girl. Nice.
24) Anna Popplewell: 83 points. Getting into the real HEAVY HITTERS (her tits) now.
23) Keira Knightley: 84 points. Made a comeback during the voting period, but I'm still not sure about her.
22) Kate Winslet: 86 points. Joint winner of the "hottest actress" poll...
21) Kristen Bell: 88 points. Cute, but a bit too high.
20) Freema Agyeman: 91 points. I liked Martha Jones.
19) Kelly Brook: 98 points. Amazing body. GAGH.
18) Olivia Wilde: 104 points. She's really hot.
17) Lily Allen: 112 points. Nipples.
16) Eva Green: 126 points. French.
15) Shakira: 126 points. Hips don't lie, mofo.
14) Katie McGrath: 133 points. The next big thing.
13) Katy Perry: 138 points. Dating Ole Russ!
12) Amy Acker: 144 points. MASSIVE and well deserved jump up the rankings for the second hottest Buffyverse girl ever.
11) Kristen Stewart: 151 points. Maybe a bit too high but I like her face.
10) Ellen Page: 156 points. Really cute and intelligent looking.
9) Kari Byron: 162 points. Just had a kid.
8) Emily Blunt: 162 points. Her name is sexy. BLUNT.
7) Evangeline Lilly: 184 points. Great ass and freckles.
6) Summer Glau: 246 points. Summer keeps a high ranking despite her show being cancelled.
5) Anna Paquin: 308 points. Has great breasts. I'LL ALWAYS BE A FAN.
4) Emma Watson: 308 points. Same score as Anna but was included on the last top ten, so gets the higher ranking. HI MENTY.
3) Scarlett Johansson: 399 points. After dropping to number six last time, Scarlett jumps back to her usual position. Solid.
2) Natalie Portman: 459 points. That's right, NATALIE is number two. She's still NATALIE but she isn't photographed very much anymore I'd still cut off my foot for her. BUT WHO'S NUMBER ONE?
1) Michelle Trachtenberg: 510 points. An amazing performance, beating Natalie by 51 points. Just keeps getting hotter and hotter. Has supplanted Natalie in my mind as my favourite girl. So hot she makes me watch a nurse show. That says it all. Congratulations, Michelle.
SEE YOU IN APRIL
1) The last list (version 3.0) covered the period November 2007 to April 2009. I have kept METICULOUS records since then. ALL I'm doing is adding the points from the last six months onto that list. Therefore, I'm really only doing A QUARTER as much work as it looks like. So this only took two minutes instead of eight minutes.
2) In a top ten, ten points are awarded for first place, nine for second, eight for third and so on. In a top fifteen it's fifteen points for first, fourteen for second. In a top twenty, twenty points for first and...you get the idea. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead.
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 33 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Insane.
6) Yeah, I know it's still October.
7) I don't even remember who many of these girls are.
PREVIOUS WINNERS
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
AND NOW...
133) Gail Kim: 1 point. Not even hot.
132) Beth Phoenix: 1 point. She's quite hot, actually.
131) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
130) Alexis Bledel: 2 points.
129) Lita: 3 points.
128) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
127) Michelle Heaton: 4 points. Sorry, I think she was wearing spandex on CBB once.
126) Dr. Alice Roberts: 4 points. The thinking man's crumpet...who isn't as hot as Rachel Riley.
125) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
124) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
123) Dichen Lachman: 5 points. Why the long face? No, she's nice.
122) Michelle Ryan: 5 points.
121) Jessica Biel: 5 points.
120) Rebecca Mader: 5 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
119) Zuleikha Robinson: 5 points. Two semi-obscure Lost girls in a row!
118) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points. And how about a semi-obscure BB girl!
117) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points. From House.
116) Sarah Silverman: 5 points. She dug up her granded and raped him to celebrate this ranking.
115) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points. Before she was fat.
114) Georgia Moffet: 6 points.
113) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
112) Billie Piper: 6 points.
111) Rachel Nichols: 6 points. The Orion from Star Trek (2009), fact fans.
110) Sarah Lancaster: 6 points.
109) Emma Roberts: 6 points. Give her a couple of years.
108) Jennifer Carpenter: 7 points. Swears a lot.
107) Eve Myles: 7 points.
106) Franka Potente: 7 points.
105) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points. Janae from Neighbours!
104) Ali Larter: 8 points.
103) Jaime Murray: 8 points.
102) Anna Friel: 8 points. Pushing Daisies was a good show.
101) Charlize Theron: 8 points.
TOP ONE HUNDRED
100) Sarah Shahi: 8 points.
99) Anjili Mohindra: 9 points. Would have been higher if I had remembered to include her last week.
98) Cate Blanchett: 9 points.
97) Amanda Seyfried: 9 points.
96) Sophie Winkleman : 9 points. Big Suze!
95) Amrita Rao: 9 points. I WISH FBI COULD SEE THIS.
94) Leven Rambin: 10 points. Terminator was a good show.
93) Evan Rachel Wood: 10 points.
92) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
91) KT Tunstall: 11 points. Gagh liked her.
90) Alizee: 12 points.
89) Laura Vandervoort: 12 points.
88) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
87) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
86) Jade Ewen: 12 points. The hottest SUGABABE ever.
85) Sonya Walger: 13 points. Breasts.
84) Lizzy Caplan: 15 points. Really nice breasts on True Blood.
83) Katee Sachoff: 15 points. BSG was good.
82) Kate Walsh: 15 points. AKA Kate Sidemouth.
81) Holly Willoughby: 16 points.
80) Amy Adams: 16 points.
79) Julie Benz: 16 points.
78) Christina Hendricks: 17 points. BREASTS.
77) Ashleigh Brewer: 17 points.
76) Kristin Kreuk: 18 points.
75) Pink: 19 points.
74) Yvonne Strahovski: 19 points.
73) Kate Beckinsale: 19 points. Overrated.
72) Elyse Levesque: 19 points.
71) Emilia Arata: 20 points. Hottest BB girl ever, IMO.
70) Caitlin Stasey: 20 points. She had a nice nose.
69) Tania Raymonde: 20 points. RETURN IN SEASON SIX
68) Margot Robbie: 20 points. U R hot I'll B UR DAD.
67) Miracle Laurie: 21 points.
66) Maryse Oullet: 21 points. Highest ranked WWE BROAD.
65) Rekha Sharma: 21 points.
64) Amber Heard: 22 points.
63) Beyonce: 23 points.
62) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
61) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah.
60) Michelle Forbes: 24 points. Oldest woman on the list, I think.
59) Grace Park: 25 points. Was hot before she got super skinny.
58) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points.
57) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. "Daddy, I just want a normal life and not to be overrated on hot celebrity lists!
56) Elizabeth Mitchell: 26 points.
55) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
54) Vera Filatova: 26 points. WANK BULLET.
53) Sienna Guillory: 27 points. Plants don't get lonely.
52) Rachel Rice: 29 points. I overrated her during summer 2008 because of BB, so I've split her points with Sara. No one's reading this anyway.
51) Sara Folino: 29 points. Hotter than Rachel.
TOP FIFTY
50) Pippa Black: 33 points. ELLE.
49) Karen Gillan: 34 points. Has a big year ahead.
48) Carey Mulligan: 36 points. Cute.
47) Noirin Kelly: 37 points. We're just friends!
46) Kandyse McClure: 38 points. BSG AGAIN.
45) Sophia Myles: 38 points.
44) Tricia Helfer: 38 points. AGAIN.
43) Kym Valentine: 40 points. She's getting hotter.
42) Lacey Chabert: 41 points.
41) Sarah Chalke: 41 points. Impressive debut.
40) Emilie de Ravin: 45 points. Back on Lost next year.
39) Rachel Riley: 45 points. Great bum.
38) Mila Kunis: 46 points.
37) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points.
36) Zoe Saldana: 50 points.
35) Eliza Dushku: 52 points. Can't act.
34) Lena Headey: 52 points.
33) Leah Cairns: 54 points. Great nippples.
32) Rihanna: 55 points. Meh.
31) Anne Hathaway: 59 points. Classy.
30) Deborah Ann Woll: 59 points. Pale.
29) Allison Mack: 60 points. An old favourite.
28) Megan Fox: 68 points. I included her a few times on the grouns that she's overrated but still hot...but she's STILL way too high on this list, THANKS TO IRONY.
27) Taylor Swift: 70 points. I'MA GONNA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BEYONCE SHOULD BE IN THIS PLACE.
26) Avril Lavigne: 73 points. I LOVE AVRIL I DON'T CARE.
25) Felicia Day: 83 points. Geek girl. Nice.
24) Anna Popplewell: 83 points. Getting into the real HEAVY HITTERS (her tits) now.
23) Keira Knightley: 84 points. Made a comeback during the voting period, but I'm still not sure about her.
22) Kate Winslet: 86 points. Joint winner of the "hottest actress" poll...
21) Kristen Bell: 88 points. Cute, but a bit too high.
TOP TWENTY
20) Freema Agyeman: 91 points. I liked Martha Jones.
19) Kelly Brook: 98 points. Amazing body. GAGH.
18) Olivia Wilde: 104 points. She's really hot.
17) Lily Allen: 112 points. Nipples.
16) Eva Green: 126 points. French.
15) Shakira: 126 points. Hips don't lie, mofo.
14) Katie McGrath: 133 points. The next big thing.
13) Katy Perry: 138 points. Dating Ole Russ!
12) Amy Acker: 144 points. MASSIVE and well deserved jump up the rankings for the second hottest Buffyverse girl ever.
11) Kristen Stewart: 151 points. Maybe a bit too high but I like her face.
TOP TEN
10) Ellen Page: 156 points. Really cute and intelligent looking.
9) Kari Byron: 162 points. Just had a kid.
8) Emily Blunt: 162 points. Her name is sexy. BLUNT.
7) Evangeline Lilly: 184 points. Great ass and freckles.
6) Summer Glau: 246 points. Summer keeps a high ranking despite her show being cancelled.
5) Anna Paquin: 308 points. Has great breasts. I'LL ALWAYS BE A FAN.
4) Emma Watson: 308 points. Same score as Anna but was included on the last top ten, so gets the higher ranking. HI MENTY.
3) Scarlett Johansson: 399 points. After dropping to number six last time, Scarlett jumps back to her usual position. Solid.
2) Natalie Portman: 459 points. That's right, NATALIE is number two. She's still NATALIE but she isn't photographed very much anymore I'd still cut off my foot for her. BUT WHO'S NUMBER ONE?
NUMBER ONE
1) Michelle Trachtenberg: 510 points. An amazing performance, beating Natalie by 51 points. Just keeps getting hotter and hotter. Has supplanted Natalie in my mind as my favourite girl. So hot she makes me watch a nurse show. That says it all. Congratulations, Michelle.
SEE YOU IN APRIL
