CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Here we go again...
1) The last list (version 4.0) covered the period November 2007 to October 2009. I have kept METICULOUS records since then. ALL I'm doing is adding the points from the last six months onto that list. Therefore, I'm really only doing A FIFTH as much work as it looks like. So this only took two minutes instead of ten minutes.
2) In a top ten, ten points are awarded for first place, nine for second, eight for third and so on. In a top fifteen it's fifteen points for first, fourteen for second. In a top twenty, twenty points for first and...you get the idea. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead.
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 72 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Insane.
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS WINNERS
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
AND NOW...
172) Gail Kim: 1 point. Destined to be in bottom place forever.
171) Beth Phoenix: 2 points. The Glamazon!
170) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
169) Alexis Bledel: 2 points.
168) Lauren Laverne: 2 points.
167) Juliet Landau: 2 points. Joint oldest woman on the list at 45 years old.
166) Lita: 3 points.
165) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
164) Alexandra Moen: 3 points. THE BOOK OF SAXON.
163) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
162) Alice Roberts: 4 points.
161) Rachel McAdams: 4 points. Should be higher.
160) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
159) Dichen Lachman: 5 points. Why the long face?
158) Jessica Biel: 5 points.
157) Zuleikha Robinson: 5 points. She looks hotter as a lawyer.
156) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points.
155) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
154) Olivia Williams: 5 points. DeWitt from Dollhouse!
153) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points. LOL.
152) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
151) Sarah Lancaster: 6 points.
150) Taylor Momsen: 6 points. Youngest girl on the list.
149) Jennifer Carpenter: 7 points.
148) Eve Myles: 7 points. LOL.
147) Franka Potente: 7 points.
146) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points. Janae!
145) Ali Larter: 8 points.
144) Jaime Murray: 8 points.
143) Anna Friel: 8 points.
142) Charlize Theron: 8 points.
141) Sarah Shahi: 8 points.
140) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
139) Kaya Scodelario: 8 points.
138) Cate Blanchett: 9 points.
137) Sophie Winkleman : 9 points. BIG SUZE.
136) Amrita Rao: 9 points. FOR FBI PARTE DUE.
135) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points. One of the twins from Skins. Bit unfair that I didn't put the other one on too.
134) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
133) KT Tunstall: 11 points.
132) Emma Roberts: 11 points. I'm SHOCKED that Hambil hasn't started a thread about her yet.
131) Leighton Meester: 11 points.
130) Adelaide Kane: 11 points.
129) Rebecca Mader: 11 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
128) Chloe Annett: 12 points. WILL NEW RED DWARF BE SHIT? (Yes.)
127) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
126) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
125) Leven Rambin: 12 points. She has large breasts.
124) Billie Piper: 12 points. She has her moments.
123) Natalie Imbruglia: 12 points. I liked her more fourteen years ago.
122) Sonya Walger: 13 points. Because in HER flashforward, she was wearing a bra.
121) Freida Pinto: 13 points. FOR...EGGS?
120) Gillian Jacobs: 13 points.
119) Olivia Munn: 14 points. Overrated by internet people.
118) Lizzy Caplan: 15 points. Would be higher if she'd been in anything.
117) Katee Sachoff: 15 points.
116) Kate Walsh: 15 points. Kate Sidemouth from Live From Studio Shite.
115) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points. Tomtrek liked her.
114) Julie Benz: 16 points.
113) Gemma Arterton: 17 points. One to watch.
112) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
111) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
110) Scarlett Pomers: 18 points. Yes, she is Naomi Wildman, thanks for asking.
109) Sarah Silverman: 18 points.
108) Pink: 19 points.
107) Yvonne Strahovski: 19 points.
106) Kate Beckinsale: 19 points.
105) Elyse Levesque: 19 points.
104) Genevieve Buechner: 19 points.
103) Emilia Arata: 20 points. Long forgotten but bendy BB girl.
102) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
101) Sheridan Smith: 21 points. Great tits.
100) Christine Adams: 21 points. Guest appearance on Heroes gets her on.
99) Miracle Laurie: 22 points. Got less hot the more I saw her, really.
98) Amber Heard: 22 points. Not sure who she is but I noted her potential once.
97) Alizee: 22 points.
96) Amanda Seyfried: 22 points. Nice breasts
95) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
94) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. She stuck her head in a giant cake!
93) Rachel Nichols: 23 points.
92) Grace Park: 25 points. She as hot in the mini series (well, kind of), but went really skinny. Too high.
91) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points. LOL.
90) Polly Walker: 25 points. Large breasts (I keep saying this.)
89) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. LOL.
88) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
87) Sienna Guillory: 27 points. Plants don't get...lonely...
86) Rachel Rice: 29 points. Long forgotten BB winner.
85) Sara Folino: 29 points. Almost forgotten BB tart with a heart.
84) Michelle Forbes: 29 points. Joint oldest woman on the list!
83) Rekha Sharma: 29 points. Nice lips.
82) Laila Rouass: 31 points.
81) Amber Benson: 33 points.
80) Layla El: 34 points. Hottest WWE Diva.
79) Alison Brie: 34 points. Only recently discovered her. Will be higher next time I'm sure.
78) Noirin Kelly: 37 points. Overrated BB girl. Sorry.
77) Maryse Oullet: 37 points.
76) Talulah Riley: 37 points. Another of those "would be higher if..." actresses.
75) Alaina Huffman: 37 points.
74) Laura Vandervoort: 37 points. Nice bra!
73) Kandyse McClure: 38 points. SHE'S NOT A SLUT.
72) Sophia Myles: 38 points. Would be higher if...
71) Tricia Helfer: 38 points.
70) Kristin Kreuk: 39 points. Bad character in Smallville but she's nice.
69) Amy Adams: 40 points.
68) Vera Filatova: 43 points. FROM PEEP SHOW, REMEMBER.
67) Peyton List: 44 points. Impressively high considering she's in Flashforward.
66) Pixie Lott: 46 points. Generic pop slut.
65) Magda Aponovich: 46 points. Really cute.
64) Sienna Miller: 47 points. WOULD BE HIGHER, IF...
63) Tania Raymonde: 47 points. Sally Slingshot.
62) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points. Never really lived up to her hotness potential.
61) Evan Rachel Wood: 50 points. A lot of people seem to hate her.
60) Sarah Chalke: 50 points.
59) Holly Willoughby: 54 points. Breasts.
58) Ola Jordan: 57 points. She's a dancer.
57) Rihanna: 59 points. She went a bit weird.
56) Allison Mack: 62 points.
55) Carey Mulligan: 62 points. Would be higher with better hair.
54) Eliza Dushku: 63 points. YO, I'M STILL PLAYING FAITH.
53) Cheryl Cole: 65 points. Embarrassing, but she's good looking.
52) Caitlin Stasey: 67 points. Should be at least one place higher.
51) Megan Fox: 68 points. The biggest problem with the list is that she's so high. For a while I thought "okay, she's overrated but still hot" but after Transformers 2 I actively dislike her and it's a disgrace she's higher than so many nice girls. Sorry.
50) Beyonce: 71 points.
49) Alessandra Torresani: 75 points. She's nicer when she's being relaxed and huamn.
48) Deborah Ann Woll: 77 points. PALE.
47) Lena Headey: 79 points. Nice breasts.
46) Jeri Ryan: 82 points. STILL HOT.
45) Shriya Saran: 83 points. FOR ROCK SMASHER ARNOLD.
44) Taylor Swift: 83 points. Nice skin.
43) Elizabeth Mitchell: 83 points. MUFFINS!
42) Leah Cairns: 85 points. Nice nipples.
41) Kristen Bell: 88 points. She's cute but I'm not a huge fan.
40) Keira Knightley: 89 points. Eww, not anymore.
39) Margot Robbie: 90 points. Annoying character but hot.
38) Christina Hendricks: 95 points. How many variations of "BIG BREASTS" can I get away with?
37) Michelle Ryan: 96 points. Massive (like her breasts!) jump up the ranks.
36) Anjili Mohindra: 97 points. RANI.
35) Zoe Saldana: 98 points. Too skinny? MAYBE but she's pretty.
34) Morena Baccarin: 102 points. Highest new entry. Now her eggs need nourishment.
33) Lacey Chabert: 106 points. Remember her?
32) Emilie de Ravin: 107 points. NOT FAT.
31) Freema Agyeman: 117 points. She's really nice.
30) Felicia Day: 120 points. Nerd wet dream.
29) Karen Gillan: 121 points. She's only been in three Doctor Who episodes so far, so this is an impressive ranking. Should be higher next time.
28) Ashleigh Brewer: 125 points. Cute.
27) Pippa Black: 126 points. Looks like Nicole Kidman, ONLY BETTER.
26) Kym Valentine: 132 points. Ultimate Neighbours hottie.
25) Lily Allen: 139 points. If only she'd go topless.
24) Katy Perry: 148 points. Has giant breasts (sorry.)
23) Kristen Stewart: 151 points. I liked her for a while but maybe a bit overrated.
22) Kelly Brook: 152 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
21) Rachel Riley: 159 points. Amazing bum, great at maths, all round nice girl.
20) Avril Lavigne: 162 points. She's really pretty. THINGS ARE GETTING INTERESTING NOW...
19) Anna Popplewell: 164 points. Impressive since she hasn't been in anything for ages now.
18) Kari Byron: 166 points. Pregnancy knocks her out of the top ten.
17) Mila Kunis: 180 points. Big jump up the rankings.
16) Anne Hathaway: 194 points. She's classy (and leggy.)
15) Olivia Wilde: 194 points. Sexy eyes.
14) Kate Winslet: 197 points. Everyone likes her.
13) Eva Green: 211 points. FRENCH!
12) Emily Blunt: 222 points. She's sexy and English. Maybe a bit too high.
11) Ellen Page: 222 points. Just missing out on the top ten, but I really like her.
10) Amy Acker: 225 points. Amy cracks the top ten and I approve (obviously)!
9) Shakira: 229 points. Because hips don't lie! And because of that music video where she was in a cage and like naked.
8) Katie McGrath: 284 points. She's great.
7) Summer Glau: 356 points. Summer is really lovely.
6) Emma Watson: 420 points. I like how she posts photoshoos of herself on her website.
5) Anna Paquin: 449 points. Anna stays a solid fifth thanks to sneering and sideboobs.
4) Evangeline Lilly: 458 points. Evangeline jumps up to fourth. One of my favourites.
3) Scarlett Johansson: 555 points. ScarJo keeps her third place.
2) Natalie Portman: 898 points. Way out in front of ScarJo, Natalie is surely one of the greatest human beings to ever love. She is absolutely lovely and talented and her smile appears to be physically impossible. I love her in ways you could not possibly understand. BUT SHE'S ONLY SECOND...
1) Michelle Trachtenberg: 988 points. Michelle's lead increases to an astonishing ninety points. It's not JUST that she's physically flawless. If you just look at still images of her perfect face and body you still only understand a little of what makes her Michelle Trachtenberg. You must watch video. No one else can look as cute or sexy as she can with a simple movement of her eyebrows. It's a scientific fact and you can't argue with it. The best girl.
See you in October.
1) The last list (version 4.0) covered the period November 2007 to October 2009. I have kept METICULOUS records since then. ALL I'm doing is adding the points from the last six months onto that list. Therefore, I'm really only doing A FIFTH as much work as it looks like. So this only took two minutes instead of ten minutes.
2) In a top ten, ten points are awarded for first place, nine for second, eight for third and so on. In a top fifteen it's fifteen points for first, fourteen for second. In a top twenty, twenty points for first and...you get the idea. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead.
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 72 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Insane.
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS WINNERS
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
AND NOW...
172) Gail Kim: 1 point. Destined to be in bottom place forever.
171) Beth Phoenix: 2 points. The Glamazon!
170) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
169) Alexis Bledel: 2 points.
168) Lauren Laverne: 2 points.
167) Juliet Landau: 2 points. Joint oldest woman on the list at 45 years old.
166) Lita: 3 points.
165) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
164) Alexandra Moen: 3 points. THE BOOK OF SAXON.
163) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
162) Alice Roberts: 4 points.
161) Rachel McAdams: 4 points. Should be higher.
160) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
159) Dichen Lachman: 5 points. Why the long face?
158) Jessica Biel: 5 points.
157) Zuleikha Robinson: 5 points. She looks hotter as a lawyer.
156) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points.
155) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
154) Olivia Williams: 5 points. DeWitt from Dollhouse!
153) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points. LOL.
152) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
151) Sarah Lancaster: 6 points.
150) Taylor Momsen: 6 points. Youngest girl on the list.
149) Jennifer Carpenter: 7 points.
148) Eve Myles: 7 points. LOL.
147) Franka Potente: 7 points.
146) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points. Janae!
145) Ali Larter: 8 points.
144) Jaime Murray: 8 points.
143) Anna Friel: 8 points.
142) Charlize Theron: 8 points.
141) Sarah Shahi: 8 points.
140) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
139) Kaya Scodelario: 8 points.
138) Cate Blanchett: 9 points.
137) Sophie Winkleman : 9 points. BIG SUZE.
136) Amrita Rao: 9 points. FOR FBI PARTE DUE.
135) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points. One of the twins from Skins. Bit unfair that I didn't put the other one on too.
134) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
133) KT Tunstall: 11 points.
132) Emma Roberts: 11 points. I'm SHOCKED that Hambil hasn't started a thread about her yet.
131) Leighton Meester: 11 points.
130) Adelaide Kane: 11 points.
129) Rebecca Mader: 11 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
128) Chloe Annett: 12 points. WILL NEW RED DWARF BE SHIT? (Yes.)
127) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
126) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
125) Leven Rambin: 12 points. She has large breasts.
124) Billie Piper: 12 points. She has her moments.
123) Natalie Imbruglia: 12 points. I liked her more fourteen years ago.
122) Sonya Walger: 13 points. Because in HER flashforward, she was wearing a bra.
121) Freida Pinto: 13 points. FOR...EGGS?
120) Gillian Jacobs: 13 points.
119) Olivia Munn: 14 points. Overrated by internet people.
118) Lizzy Caplan: 15 points. Would be higher if she'd been in anything.
117) Katee Sachoff: 15 points.
116) Kate Walsh: 15 points. Kate Sidemouth from Live From Studio Shite.
115) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points. Tomtrek liked her.
114) Julie Benz: 16 points.
113) Gemma Arterton: 17 points. One to watch.
112) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
111) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
110) Scarlett Pomers: 18 points. Yes, she is Naomi Wildman, thanks for asking.
109) Sarah Silverman: 18 points.
108) Pink: 19 points.
107) Yvonne Strahovski: 19 points.
106) Kate Beckinsale: 19 points.
105) Elyse Levesque: 19 points.
104) Genevieve Buechner: 19 points.
103) Emilia Arata: 20 points. Long forgotten but bendy BB girl.
102) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
101) Sheridan Smith: 21 points. Great tits.
TOP ONE HUNDRED
100) Christine Adams: 21 points. Guest appearance on Heroes gets her on.
99) Miracle Laurie: 22 points. Got less hot the more I saw her, really.
98) Amber Heard: 22 points. Not sure who she is but I noted her potential once.
97) Alizee: 22 points.
96) Amanda Seyfried: 22 points. Nice breasts
95) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
94) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. She stuck her head in a giant cake!
93) Rachel Nichols: 23 points.
92) Grace Park: 25 points. She as hot in the mini series (well, kind of), but went really skinny. Too high.
91) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points. LOL.
90) Polly Walker: 25 points. Large breasts (I keep saying this.)
89) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. LOL.
88) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
87) Sienna Guillory: 27 points. Plants don't get...lonely...
86) Rachel Rice: 29 points. Long forgotten BB winner.
85) Sara Folino: 29 points. Almost forgotten BB tart with a heart.
84) Michelle Forbes: 29 points. Joint oldest woman on the list!
83) Rekha Sharma: 29 points. Nice lips.
82) Laila Rouass: 31 points.
81) Amber Benson: 33 points.
80) Layla El: 34 points. Hottest WWE Diva.
79) Alison Brie: 34 points. Only recently discovered her. Will be higher next time I'm sure.
78) Noirin Kelly: 37 points. Overrated BB girl. Sorry.
77) Maryse Oullet: 37 points.
76) Talulah Riley: 37 points. Another of those "would be higher if..." actresses.
75) Alaina Huffman: 37 points.
74) Laura Vandervoort: 37 points. Nice bra!
73) Kandyse McClure: 38 points. SHE'S NOT A SLUT.
72) Sophia Myles: 38 points. Would be higher if...
71) Tricia Helfer: 38 points.
70) Kristin Kreuk: 39 points. Bad character in Smallville but she's nice.
69) Amy Adams: 40 points.
68) Vera Filatova: 43 points. FROM PEEP SHOW, REMEMBER.
67) Peyton List: 44 points. Impressively high considering she's in Flashforward.
66) Pixie Lott: 46 points. Generic pop slut.
65) Magda Aponovich: 46 points. Really cute.
64) Sienna Miller: 47 points. WOULD BE HIGHER, IF...
63) Tania Raymonde: 47 points. Sally Slingshot.
62) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points. Never really lived up to her hotness potential.
61) Evan Rachel Wood: 50 points. A lot of people seem to hate her.
60) Sarah Chalke: 50 points.
59) Holly Willoughby: 54 points. Breasts.
58) Ola Jordan: 57 points. She's a dancer.
57) Rihanna: 59 points. She went a bit weird.
56) Allison Mack: 62 points.
55) Carey Mulligan: 62 points. Would be higher with better hair.
54) Eliza Dushku: 63 points. YO, I'M STILL PLAYING FAITH.
53) Cheryl Cole: 65 points. Embarrassing, but she's good looking.
52) Caitlin Stasey: 67 points. Should be at least one place higher.
51) Megan Fox: 68 points. The biggest problem with the list is that she's so high. For a while I thought "okay, she's overrated but still hot" but after Transformers 2 I actively dislike her and it's a disgrace she's higher than so many nice girls. Sorry.
TOP FIFTY
50) Beyonce: 71 points.
49) Alessandra Torresani: 75 points. She's nicer when she's being relaxed and huamn.
48) Deborah Ann Woll: 77 points. PALE.
47) Lena Headey: 79 points. Nice breasts.
46) Jeri Ryan: 82 points. STILL HOT.
45) Shriya Saran: 83 points. FOR ROCK SMASHER ARNOLD.
44) Taylor Swift: 83 points. Nice skin.
43) Elizabeth Mitchell: 83 points. MUFFINS!
42) Leah Cairns: 85 points. Nice nipples.
41) Kristen Bell: 88 points. She's cute but I'm not a huge fan.
40) Keira Knightley: 89 points. Eww, not anymore.
39) Margot Robbie: 90 points. Annoying character but hot.
38) Christina Hendricks: 95 points. How many variations of "BIG BREASTS" can I get away with?
37) Michelle Ryan: 96 points. Massive (like her breasts!) jump up the ranks.
36) Anjili Mohindra: 97 points. RANI.
35) Zoe Saldana: 98 points. Too skinny? MAYBE but she's pretty.
34) Morena Baccarin: 102 points. Highest new entry. Now her eggs need nourishment.
33) Lacey Chabert: 106 points. Remember her?
32) Emilie de Ravin: 107 points. NOT FAT.
31) Freema Agyeman: 117 points. She's really nice.
30) Felicia Day: 120 points. Nerd wet dream.
29) Karen Gillan: 121 points. She's only been in three Doctor Who episodes so far, so this is an impressive ranking. Should be higher next time.
28) Ashleigh Brewer: 125 points. Cute.
27) Pippa Black: 126 points. Looks like Nicole Kidman, ONLY BETTER.
26) Kym Valentine: 132 points. Ultimate Neighbours hottie.
25) Lily Allen: 139 points. If only she'd go topless.
24) Katy Perry: 148 points. Has giant breasts (sorry.)
23) Kristen Stewart: 151 points. I liked her for a while but maybe a bit overrated.
22) Kelly Brook: 152 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
21) Rachel Riley: 159 points. Amazing bum, great at maths, all round nice girl.
TOP TWENTY
20) Avril Lavigne: 162 points. She's really pretty. THINGS ARE GETTING INTERESTING NOW...
19) Anna Popplewell: 164 points. Impressive since she hasn't been in anything for ages now.
18) Kari Byron: 166 points. Pregnancy knocks her out of the top ten.
17) Mila Kunis: 180 points. Big jump up the rankings.
16) Anne Hathaway: 194 points. She's classy (and leggy.)
15) Olivia Wilde: 194 points. Sexy eyes.
14) Kate Winslet: 197 points. Everyone likes her.
13) Eva Green: 211 points. FRENCH!
12) Emily Blunt: 222 points. She's sexy and English. Maybe a bit too high.
11) Ellen Page: 222 points. Just missing out on the top ten, but I really like her.
TOP TEN
10) Amy Acker: 225 points. Amy cracks the top ten and I approve (obviously)!
9) Shakira: 229 points. Because hips don't lie! And because of that music video where she was in a cage and like naked.
8) Katie McGrath: 284 points. She's great.
7) Summer Glau: 356 points. Summer is really lovely.
6) Emma Watson: 420 points. I like how she posts photoshoos of herself on her website.
5) Anna Paquin: 449 points. Anna stays a solid fifth thanks to sneering and sideboobs.
4) Evangeline Lilly: 458 points. Evangeline jumps up to fourth. One of my favourites.
3) Scarlett Johansson: 555 points. ScarJo keeps her third place.
2) Natalie Portman: 898 points. Way out in front of ScarJo, Natalie is surely one of the greatest human beings to ever love. She is absolutely lovely and talented and her smile appears to be physically impossible. I love her in ways you could not possibly understand. BUT SHE'S ONLY SECOND...
WINNER
1) Michelle Trachtenberg: 988 points. Michelle's lead increases to an astonishing ninety points. It's not JUST that she's physically flawless. If you just look at still images of her perfect face and body you still only understand a little of what makes her Michelle Trachtenberg. You must watch video. No one else can look as cute or sexy as she can with a simple movement of her eyebrows. It's a scientific fact and you can't argue with it. The best girl.
See you in October.
